wild & wicked world

I understand that the world is seemingly about to spiral once again, to the surprise of no one, but the show, as they say, must go on. And it’s with great pride that I announce the official opening of the sister company to Plaisir, Le’Desir. We’ll be selling all kinds of toys, clothing, gear or furniture you might need for your scenes, all in the best quality possible. I invite you all to visit Plaisir this weekend, where we’ll be showing off the new products and offering discount on a few of them. Come, see everything for yourself, and enjoy.

Sounds fancy. Expensive af but hey, doesn’t hurt to look, right?

So Earshot has been reopen for awhile now as a record store but I’m super fuckin’ proud to announce that the venue will be reopen as of next Saturday. We have a pretty awesome band coming into to play, and all the proceeds from ticket sales are gonna go to Secured Reaches! So basically sell us out guys, how can you not.

Always down for a surprise so count me in on whatever you got going on. Unless it’s Dub Step. Can’t do that shit.

I was today years old when I learned that Gorillaz is a virtual band and that it’s mainly run by a musician who is in a whole other band and an artist. After deep diving for like 10 hours I’ve learned they have had a whole crazy wild long running adventure and I just… I’m an even bigger fan than before and I really just wanna see them in fucking concert.

I honestly don’t know wtf half of what you just said even means but hey, as I’ve said before -- big fan of anyone real passionate about something. And this is, at the very least, real passionate.

Well, thank you. It’s good to be reminded that I’m not the only person with taste left in the city. And to think that sometimes I’m forced to hold my own passion back as to not intimidate the ones around me… My life would be much simpler if I could simply lean into it.

Who gives a fuck about everyone else, right? I mean, life’s meant to be lived loud. If you can’t be yourself, do that weird thing, be excited about a little bondage, what’s the point?

T-they are? Are you sure about that? Because, as much my ego and I would like it to be true, I’ve been told the exact opposite for 20-something years.

Yeah. Passion is exciting. It makes things interesting. Everyone can pretend to be blase, it’s a little fire that keeps things from being stagnant.

I’m aware we still have a full week to go before the beginning of D/s classes for Switches, but for some reason I can’t stop going over my materials just to make sure I have everything. As silly as it sounds, it’s almost like I’m back to my freshman year in High School — hopefully I’ll have much better luck this time as far as my social group is concerned. Is it considered dorky to bring extra books on bondage? Because I have a small collection.

Definitely dorky but y’know what? People are into that. The whole overachiever, kinda nerdy determined thing’s real fun and personally, I think you should full on lean into it.

It does. I wouldn’t mind a little boring right now. I grew up in this city and it’s not like what you see on TV. It can be pretty bad sometimes. But the late night delivery is nice too. I think that only works if your gut instinct isn’t to be really dumb.

I mean, I guess, but all of that is what keeps life interesting, right? A little shit to dodge, a few stupid decisions to spice up the story? 

Oh, right okay whoops. I guess it makes sense why you’d come here, but I don’t know, middle of nowhere sounds kinda good. Is a political uprising a good time? Quiet can be, but if everything is loud, how do you figure out what’s going on?

Does it? Mostly it’s just boring as fuck. I think the effects of a political uprising can be a good time. And sometimes, you don’t really gotta figure out what’s going on -- just go with your gut instinct and the flow.

Really? Is that the one with the really long part at the top? Or is that the other ‘o’ state? I… you should talk with my- with Kat. She was into it. It freaked me out too much. I think angry and shouty has a place, and it did last year. But when people are angry and shouty all the time, it’s too much.

Nah, pretty sure that’s Oklahoma. Ohio’s just kinda a blob in the middle. Yeah? I’mma keep that in mind. Not really one for a political uprising myself, but definitely one for a good old time. Ehh, I think quiet’s more unsettling.

You definitely did. Where are you coming from? I heard things were pretty bad in other places, but not as bad as here because they didn’t have martial law. I think so? People seem way less angry and shouty. Though there are some people who are still angry and shouty, but what can you do?

Ohio, actually. Not that much going on, I was itchin’ to go someplace more exciting. And what’s more exciting than some good old fashioned anarchy, right? Angry and shouty’s at least stimulating. Also, some people are always gonna be angry and shouty so I honestly doubt much can be done.

Alright, hotshot, that’s fine and all. But I still don’t want a fucking teddy bear, man. 

Alright, alright, I get it, you’re a badass. So, stuffed.. spider?

Mmmm I’ll take all the lions you have, thank you very much strange man. I feel like since you’re giving me gifts I should introduce myself, Bobbi Katz. Also yes it was a lot and it was fucking amazing and if you’ve never had it you should find it immediately to be honest.

When your parents told you not to accept gifts from strange men, they clearly were wrong. Pleasure to meet you Bobbi -- Matthew Lopez. I personally believe in trying everything once so sure, any place you can recommend for getting deep-fried heartburn on a stick?

I never get them right, but I guess that’s kind of the point of those games. Um… yeah, the city went through a lot. All of us in it did too, I guess. I don’t know how much you heard about it. It was really scary.

Yeah, I heard things were real wild. Guess I picked the right time to show up then, seems like it’s settling down right now, right?

Dealer’s choice? No, no, no, nevermind, ‘cause I’m gonna lowkey resent you if you give me somethin’ dumb like a flamingo. Those fuckers are annoyin’. You got any snakes? Like, the big ones borderin’ on fuckin’ monstrous? No weird shit, promise, I’ve just got a big bad case of go big or go home and I’m not tryna go home just yet. 

It’s okay if you wanna keep up the mystery. Alexa play Wrecking Ball by the brunette Hannah Montana, ‘cause one day I’m comin’ in like a wreeeeeecking balll. 

No flamingos here. Would’ve probably given you an otter -- or a platypus, those are pretty dope. It’s your lucky day though, I do have a snake. Don’t know if you’d describe it as monstrous but I’m sure it’ll make a great neck pillow.

-- that don’t even work on the rhythm, man.

Do I look like I want a fucking teddy bear? 

Nobody ever tell you not to judge a book by its cover?

I mean, carnival games are fun, but I’m more of a table top gamer, myself. We don’t win stuffies though, which is kind of a bummer, you know? Maybe that’s what would attract more D&Ders.

You could always host your own game stand next year. Funnel your winnings into a more longterm business plan? 

Gotta say, wouldn’t be as eager to start New Eden’s latest big giveaway if the price had been some decent dice but, my charm also tends to play better accompanied by a teddy bear holding a heart. You win some, you lose some.

I’m not really the stuffed animal type, but it’s a nice sentiment. Though, if you didn’t want them, why did you take them in the first place? I’m not sure I understand the logic behind accepting prizes you have no use for? If no one claims them, are you just going to throw them away?

‘Cause winning is fun. If you can, why shouldn’t you? That’s the whole point of these games, right? To win. And nah, I’ve been pointed to a couple places to donate them if this doesn’t turn out to be my chance to social butterfly shit up the way I had hoped.