Katchoo!

                    Flicks Skittles at. What happens to it when it sticks to his body?? Let's find out.

                    I didn't break nuhthin, offisuh. I swear on the last box of skittles I have!

"I did remember killing such a creature last night for having it to nearly urinate on my boots. It should of seen it coming, so I have no worries." A smile appeared on his lips, and Fate turned his head, showing off that smile. "You should either."

          she looks oddly determined in her newfound promise (hobby). jinx could be rather persistent if she wanted to be (or if she doesn't get bored, rather) and she will most likely annoy the older man until he gives in to her request, or turn aggressive! either is fine with her.

officer!Jinx :U come onnn

Fate has more than what he’s willing to admit. But his real name will forever be something he’ll take to the grave. And, more importantly, he’s been under his alias for so long that that name has been forgotten. Good riddance. “Do tell me though, ‘Jinx’. I want to hear what you have to say.” That accent slipped through the heaviest towards the end, a sly smirk on Fate’s lips. Ah, these new Champions and their problems. It’s far too exciting to see them soon crumble under the weight of reality.

          "Huh? Hear what I wanna say? Let's see... yesterday I saw this really cute dog that was tied to a fence and it looked really really sad so I cut the leash loose and we had an adventure! I brought it to the beachside with me and also gave it matching bullets and smoke with hair dye and paint and then painted the rest of him bright blue. I don't know where he is now though -- I think he ran off with one of the police dogs. I felt so betrayed.......... but he's in a happier place now!"

"That counts plenty," she remarked, scarred brow now twitching as she did her very best to crack a smile that could pass as genuine. "You’ll have to steal some for me next time. Have you ever considered stealing their firearms? I think those weapons of theirs could use a bit of a makeover; nothing a good coat of pink paint couldn’t fix."

          "I've definitely got a few in my suped up treehouse though! You should looksee but Iiiii dunnoooooo. I don't think you've met the 'Excited by Life!' criteria I have set up. It's a requirement! You HAVE to be enjoying yourself when checkin' out my crib."

A good 4 out of 5 wasn’t bad! “I’ll buy you drinks if you let me know your methods! Or… wait, how old are you?” Stupid, Yasuo. Add an age qualification. “I’ll buy you candy or whatever.”

          "Candy??? I'm in!"

          ....... ................................ she's slooooowly reaching for pow-pow.

Jinx made me a dress with a shower curtain. I don’t know whose curtain this is. I’m sorry.