Roderich Edelstein x Vash Zwingli!!

I stopped liking hetalia btw Im not posting here but I can’t delete this fucking blog for some reason ???

Roderich would be a good music teacher but I think I’d personally hate him if he was my teacher because he’s the type to get all sarcastic and shit every time yiu make a mistake and ohh hahaha thats so funny Im going to shoot you in the head if yiu ever embarrass me in front of class like that again

Vash is probably such a strict pe teacher, impossible to skip pe because he takes attendance and randomly observes students to criticize how they’re playing, he doesn’t even make you just do extra laps if you don’t have your nails cut he’ll send you to the clinic to ask for a nail cutter to cut them right there and then and still make you do an extra laps (or the classic write ‘I won’t do blah blah’ thing again 500 times or something). Keeps extra ponytails with him because he can’t stand long hair. Also type of dude to spend half the lesson lecturing everyone because a singular guy didn’t keep a basketball in the right place

I feel like I should make a specific tag for school au because I keep thinking about it and I’ll probably post head canons n stuff for it

SwissAus is funny because on their own they’re both kind of nonchalant in their own way (Vash being distant, protective of what he has and pretty antisocial - Roderich not having that much of an upbeat personality but he’s kind of a sassy bitch) but together they act so much…. more (tsundere ass Vash and even more sassy and annoying Roderich) like guys you’re not fooling anyone

I hate digital art so bad I can’t do ts anymore the reason I don’t post frequently is because I genuinely can’t bring myself to do digital art

I wrote the second chapter of my SwissAus sickfic btw

I swear I would post more but I’m not TALENTED enough like thats literally the only issue. I think of these two all the time and they jump around in my brain so much but I’m not good at drawing or writing so I suffer