It’s so easy to make a man spend. I don’t know why I thought I had to read 5,000 tips on Tumblr before I thought I was ready. Just woo and then ask. It don’t take rocket science. If a man wants to spend, he’ll do it. He’ll do it on the first date, he’ll do it before the first date, he’ll do it before meeting you. If you intrigue him enough you’ll trigger the cash flow. The key to endless cash flow is making sure every man around you is willing to drop that much cash. Started using my heaux tactics on everyone I know last week and since then I’ve only spent $11 out of my own bank account. If you can trick on a poor man, you can trick on a rich one, and vice versa. Do it to everybody. Watch how unchanged your checking account stays.

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

if it’s meant for me, I will have it. if it isn’t, I’m prepared to receive something even better.

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.

OMG that’s fucking amazing! 😎

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

Why not lol

Let’s see if it works 🥀➰

I doubt it will work but anyhow

I will always reblog this as long as I have hope

📚 🍵

♥

Here’s hoping…

🐽

Praying for this to work💫

･ﾟ✧

I will do it.

On my knees begging for this to work.

Please.

Pls

let’s try.

Hopes.

Andddd again

please please pelase

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 SHOWS 👏 DARK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 “”””AESTHETIC”””” 👏 I 👏 CAN’T 👏 SEE

Why does this crack me up so much