Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.

Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.

Yes! It dries out your colon and makes you more susceptible to micro-tears in your anal walls and makes it more likely that you’ll get constipated. There’s also a small but real chance that you could get a perforated bowel which is a medical emergency. It also washes away a natural layer of mucus in there which, while gross, is necessary.

Doing it once in a long while is probably fine but it’s not necessary unless you’re doing something super intense that goes up into your colon and you’re not willing to clean up afterwards.

If you absolutely must, use clean douching equipment and lukewarm water with a teaspoon of salt per cup of water dissolved in it. The salt mixed in will keep the water from dehydrating you because yeah, that’s another risk of douching. Your body has a very specific balance of salt it wants and plain water will sap away some of that.

When was the last time you masturbated?

Do you enjoy being fingered/fingering?

How do you feel about food during sex?

What do you do directly after sex?

Cuddle with the tip in?

What’s the nastiest sexual thing you’ve done?

Name a follower you would fuck.

Name a follower you have fucked.

What’s the sexiest part of your body?

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Would you ever be with a trans person?

Riding dick or doggy style?

Ever fucked in a school?

Most random place you’ve had sex?

Would you ever be part of the mile high club?

Name three of your spots.

Fuck on the first date?

Do you suck dick?

Do you eat ass?

Do you eat pussy?

Do you like kissing?

Is farting during sex sexy?

Ever fucked in the shower?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Do you prefer sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?

Do you like drunk sex?

Do you like high sex?

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When was your first kiss?

How did you meet the person you lost your virginity to?

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Ever painted/been painted on?

You like sex toys?

What’s your favorite sex position?

Sex on a bed, couch, or floor?

Do you like car sex?

You get instantly horny; what happened?

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Describe your crush.

Woukd you ever be with someone with an incurable STD?

Rate your head game.

Rate your sex.

Would you fuck someone outside of your race?

Describe the type of freak you are.

Ever tasted your own nut/cum?

Into golden showers?

Body count: Under or Over 25?

How do you feel about nipple play?

Where do you like to be nutted on?

Which are you better at: topping or bottoming?

What do you consider “too small?”

Is play fighting foreplay?

Do you like angry sex?

How long should a quickie be?

How long is “too long” to have sex?

How long is “too long” to go without sex?

Is “no” relevant in a relationship?

Do you believe in no-strings-attached sex?

Would you have sex in a public bathroom?

Would you have sex in a changing room?

Who was the last person you had sex with?

Describe your type.

Name 3 turn-ons.

Name 3 turn-offs.

Name something that would make you stop in the middle of sex.

Would you answer a phone call during sex?

Would you ever pay for sex?

Would you accept money for sex?

How do you typically feel after sex?

Do you like your body?

Ever sent nudes?

Have you ever cheated on someone?

Have you ever been cheated on?

Would you have a threesome?

Would you have a foursome?

Would you take part in an orgy?

Would you let’s train be ran on you?

How often do you masturbate?

Sex with the lights on or off?

Sex with music or tv in the background?

Do you have a cousin you’d fuck if you weren’t related?

In your last relationships, rate the sex?

Do you sleep naked?

How often do you go commando?

Are your nipples pierced? If not, would you get them pierced?

Do you dive right into sex, or converse first?

After taking your clothes off, what’s the first move?

Do you make the first move?

Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a day?

Do you like dryhumping ?

Can you twerk or do a split on a dick?

Have you ever been recorded during sex?

Do you watch porn during sex?

After fucking, do you try becoming friends with a one night stand?

What’s your kink?

Would you hook up with the same hook-up again?

Ever made a relationship from a one night stand?

How romantic are you during sex?