So Anyway

yeah i will not partake in the societal habit of fearing getting older. each new year you get is a blessing so jot that down

‘no one wants to see your pictures of the sunset or food’ actually I Do

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

I had "Elon blames Twitters decline on the Jews"on my 2023 bingo card and i hate being right

the downside of participating in the collaborative culture of the World Wide Web is that when a gay person makes a joke intended to make other gay people laugh, straight people can see it and think they’re in on the joke, and that the joke is also for them. straight girls are seeing gay men joke about their ability to recognise each other and going ‘yes exactly! gay men all act the same and i can always spot them!’ no u can’t bethany. that man is not gay. he just gestures with his hands. yes it’s homophobic that u can’t tell the difference

these women encounter a straight man who enjoys musical theatre and their brain short circuits i wish i was exaggerating 😭😭

i think its possible to convince joe biden hes non binary

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her

she's obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade school