Sweller Recipes

Okay guys, this is seriously the easiest thing we've made so far.  It takes like 5 minutes, prep and cook time combined.

Just place square pretzels on an ungreased cookie sheet and put your assorted chocolates on top of them.  We used a regular Hershey's bar, a Cookies & Cream Hershey's bar, and Rolos.  

Once they're all in place, set the oven to Broil low, and pop that sucker in there.  But watch it like a hawk!  You want to pull it out when the chocolate gets a wet sheen to it!  

When you pull it out, immediately smoosh another pretzel on top of them and let them cool.  

Voila!  A salty sweet snack!  Don't forget to turn off the oven.

7/10 Alli Stars

Hey folks!  Its just Alli here this week, because Taelor doesn't like what I'm cooking this week.  But whatever, it's DELICIOUS.

This week is perfect for you college students, because we're making FANCY RAMEN.

Admittedly, its not super fancy, but it does solve the 'still hungry after eating plain ramen' problem.  

We start with getting half an onion, as many mushrooms as you want, green onions, and a pack of ramen.  I used beef ramen because it's my favorite.

Start by slicing your onion, mushrooms, and green onions to chunks that you think are acceptable.  You can be heating up olive oil at the same time in a skillet at low to medium heat.  Once it's heated, throw in the onions and mushrooms, but not the green onions.  Cook them to taste and consistency with paprika, garlic powder, salt, and pepper.  Toss in the green onions at the very end to warm them up and be seasoned by the other veggies by stirring.  

If you haven't boiled your ramen yet, do that.  And then once you're done with that, put that shit in a bowl and add your veggies and flavor packet and voila.  Tasty and filling ramen, that is MARGINALLY better for you.  

7/10 Alli Stars

Best of luck!

Hey everybody!  Today we made S'more Dip!  It was something I saw as a gif, and we decided we had to try it.  

We started with milk chocolate chips, mini marshmallows, graham crackers, and skim milk.  First, on a low heat, toss in your chocolate chips and add a little milk so they don't burn.  The more milk you add the less thick your chocolate sauce will be, so add to taste.  Once all the chocolate chunks are stirred out and your pot is the consistency you want, pour the sauce into an oven safe container.  Sprinkle mini marshmallows liberally on top of the mix!  You're going to put it in the oven now, which should be set to Low Broil.  Keep a close eye on it, it will only take 2 or 3 minutes.  You don't want the marshmallows to burn!!!  Once your mallows are satisfactorily toasty, pull them out and eat with the grahams!  

This was the first dish where everyone who tried it agreed on the score.

10/10 Alli Stars

10/10 Taelor Stars

10/10 Alli's Brother Stars

10/10 Alli's Mom Stars

Stay cozy and eat up!

Bip bom bam, here I am with another dish!  This is something Taelor and I used to make a lot in high school.  We call them SausagePusses, for reasons.  

We started by heating up a small amount of olive oil in a pan, and carefully cut the meat.  We used both hot dogs and bratwurst to have a variety of flavor.  Slice the hot dog/brat in half, and then cut in longways into fourths (or quadrants, whatever fries your rice), about halfway down the dog.  Toss them into the pan, but be careful, this oil will spit.  I recommend using tongs to flip them over.  We cooked them for around 7-10 minutes.  While cooking them, the cut sections should have curled up like little tentacles!  Yummy little octopi.  

8/10 Alli Stars

6/10 Taelor Stars

Serve with sauce and enjoy!

Bonus: We had a leftover crust so we made a mushroom-onion-garlic-pepperoni pizza!

It was savory and fabulous.

8/10 Alli Stars

This week Taelor and I made a delicious Pokeball Pizza!

We just went store bought for most of the ingredients this time around, but there's nothing wrong with that if you don't have the time to make your own dough!  Ingredients for this recipe were some premade crust, mozzarella cheese, black olives (sliced), and pepperoni!  And, spoiler alert: It was delicious.  It had enough meat and plain cheese to please both ends of the pizza spectrum.  I highly recommend this easy to make and yummy pizza!  

Alright so for our first recipe we stuck to something easy. Candy sushi. Delicious and ridiculously sweet! A little overly sweet for our taste buds…

But basically what we did here was cut snack size Rice Krispie treats into little circles, and then hollowed out the middle.  Then we put either Swedish Fish or KitKats in the middle, and wrapped our candy sushi in Fruit By The Foot.