things that make me laugh

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

Not to be nsfw but imagine someone actually wanting to talk to u all the time and not get bored of you wow

*google searches how to get a brain that isn’t skeptical and doubtful over literally everything*

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

hottest sex position? probably someone laying their head on my lap while they tell me about the little things they notice about me

I love clingy people, I hate when they think they’re annoying

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

it's so fucked how exercise and movement and sweating works

you are allowed to outgrow the version of yourself everyone else got comfortable with

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

I dropped a slow cooker in the bathtub. The doctor says I have 8 hours to live