things that make me laugh

me???? tired???? sleepy???? yes constantly

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

i am extremely off putting want to be friends

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

What if we had sleepy, whimpery sex at 3am in darkness with back to back creampies until we fell asleep?