Emily The Far Gay Dinosaur

Trying not to trigger random people but needing to vent is a line that I walk all too often

8am no sleep I want to target today but too far on no sleep god I’m stupid I’m so stupid I want McDonald’s

The temptation to post my... noodles... IS SO OVERWHELMING LIKE YALL IM SO HOT

Do you ever find something new that you like, so you start to do it everyday, and then you like low key can’t stop and then you start to feel like your brain is decaying?

She just said to not use text lingo in any discussion. I wonder how she would feel if she knew that I just called her a homie on tumblr

Why do none of my homies (professors) except late work? ...I’m stupid, please bro

The scariest part about college (not really but decently terrifying) is that if u don’t do a certain amount of work (not defined) by a certain time (almost at any point) the teacher can just say “you are not attending so you are no longer in the class” and then just take your money

Why is life so unnecessarily hard ?

I’m literally procrastinating watching a show I’m quite excited about because I’m so deeply in love with one of the characters already that I’m afraid that I’ll see him on screen for the first time and my brain will literally collapse and I’ll be thrust into a full on mental breakdown and I’ll never recover from it