No such thing as a free meal

"Maybe I should go as Say'ri for some seeing as how she /is/ a swordmaster....dresses the part too"  he sets off to wander around the camp looking for say'ri

but you do dance, right??

After days of hard work at his "side job" Gaius finally collapses over onto the table in a daze, subconsciously drooling all over it and begins to doze away into a deep slumber

You mean my bon bons? they're my living supply and they help calm me down; and it looks like you really need it too.  [ takes a bonbon from inside his shirt and hands it over, writing this down as a +1 favour owed to him ] try it, it really helps

[stares back very intensely for a while--]Can I help you with something...? 

Ooh I see so Olivia's your mother, huh.. ...................wait for real??  so--do you also dance?? 

I am, and who might you and your mother be?? 

...................This is......new...Well there's a first for everything......I guess?????   ???????Here I should trade you a small bag of candy for equivalent trade In exchange for ........your........peen...................(what am I supposed to do with this now)

According to my list I'm missing at least 50 chocolate bars--how is that possible?!