catch me if you can

Shimazaki: A letter from “I Want Makoto To Teach Me Backstroke And Get Called ‘Wakaba’ By Tattsun" manager!   Suzuki: Wakaba! Shimazaki: Tattsun, Miyano-san, Nobunaga-san, Hosoya-san, Free-free! This might sound so sudden but, have you guys ever had the urge to wear girls’ panties? Miyano: WHAT WAS THAT?! Shimazaki: My boyfriend would always want to try mine on, so I sometimes hand him the ones I just took off when I go out from the bath. He says that fresh ones won’t do, so he wants the ones that I have already worn.Is this a normal thing between couples? Suzuki: LIKE HELL IT IS!! Miyano: Why… why did you have to pick this card?! Hosoya: I was told to pick this one!! Okay, okay?! Miyano: How the hell are we supposed to answer that?! Suzuki: What do we do?! What do we do?! Miyano: She’s asking if we’d like to wear a girl’s used panties, Hosoya!!! Hosoya: U-used panties—… Shimazaki: Water, here, drink some water! Miyano: She’s asking if it’s normal for a guy to wear a girl’s used panties! Hosoya: I think wanting to wear a girl’s used panties is not normal, it’s not, so—… m-my coffee has become watered down! Miyano:  Let me explain what happened! Hosoya-san is holding a cup with hot coffee in it. So, when he started coughing, Nobunaga said it’d be better for him to drink something and so, poured some water in his cup! So Hosoya-san ended up with some watered down coffee in his cup and then Nobunaga made him drink it, and he did! Suzuki: The taste? How did it taste? Hosoya: Ah…. it’s just like super bitter water! Miyano: Shut up, you dork! Shimazaki: Here, have my water instead—… Miyano: Why are you giving that to him just now?! Why didn’t you just hand him the PET bottle earlier?! He could’ve enjoyed both the coffee and the water separately! Because of you,the coffee has become watered down! Shimazaki: The coffee has become so watered down, it’s next to nothing! Miyano: Look, look at what you’ve done! Shimazaki: Aaaaargh!! Miyano: Look, what color is this?! Shimazaki: It’s coffee colored! Hosoya: The panties! Let’s go back to the panties! We need to get back to the panties!