BackDick™

stop overthinking

Bitch I can’t

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

You definitely can’t get these 8 inches at that price.

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

rad 

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

How would it even stay lit though?

Don’t you dare apologize for science

It was definitely necessary

Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008)

So is Sia like the coolest person to ever exist or something?? What kind of person comes standard with ninja moves

Isn’t she like 50

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

   son

Had to crop out the bottom half because i havent put on pants uet

then why did you crop all the way to your shoulders

Thats where the torso ends and the ass begins

That CinemaSins guy has always made incredibly stupid videos but like…. his music video sins ones are e v e n w o r s e … .

There are actually a whole team of us who make stupid videos. And our videos may be bad, but much like your opinion of our videos, your grammar is e v e n w o r s e. 

Dang Cinema Sins, who hurt you?

I’m crying holy shit GOALS

oh mood