almost heaven

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

need this so bad

honestly this is so much nicer than red

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.

like yeah instagram will start showing me ads for local honey and bee pollen if i say the word “apiary” multiple times in the span of an hour because theyre unconstitutionally using our phones as ways to collect data about each individual person since they don’t see us as actual human beings that deserve freedom from a surveillance state but as pawns and dollar signs to help further capitalistic greed, but at least they’re ads of stuff i LIKE and not an ad selling whatever product would need a picture of Jack Nicholson drunkenly eating watermelon as a lure.

OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER

You Wouldn’t Download A Vampire

The truth is that none of you are ugly you’ve just let straight men make you believe your are

Every midnight I decide to change my entire life

oh boy i hope santa brings me self-esteem this year