If I were a character in Redwall, I would be a hedgehog

They use “greensap milk,” so their milk is plant based! There’s a scene in Outcast of Redwall where the characters make cheese and it’s mentioned there.

They also mention any number of nut-based cheeses, and it is possible irl to make nut milk cheese. Although I’m struggling to find one that doesn’t have potato starch in it.

Mine is largely reblogged Redwall artwork and memes that either I or someone else made. Enter if your dare...

i want it

IT COMES WITH THE JAR

I have now acquired the Fey Dice.

Horse: Exists Me: Wait, how big is everything supposed to be again? Are these mice actual size, or what? I mean, that’s a realistic, non-anthropomorphic horse, but all of the other animals at least talk and do human things... And to this day, I’m still not sure how big everything is supposed to be in relation to each other in these books. All because of a horse that appears for how many pages? Less than ten, maybe? XD

The horse throws everything into chaos!

We Do Not Discuss The Horse

[Text ID : Watercolor painting in sepia tones of a very fluffy looking black, bitty bunny with shortish but alert ears, sitting upright on its back legs. The bunny wears a collar/shawl of scale mail that covers from throat to the bottom of the shoulders and holds a morning star (spiked ball on a chain, attached to the end of a long stick), the shaft angled across its body. It looks sweet and deadly. /end text]

Blaggut deserved so much better