sentences from the youtube seriesย ,ย buzzfeed unsolvedย .ย primarily taken from season 5โฒs supernatural investigations .
โ it doesnโt matter because youโre dead โ
โ itโs not impressive ย , ย no oneโs impressed โ
โ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop โ
โ as god as my witness ย , ย he snapped him in half โ
โ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face โ
โ you can live in the cave โ
โ iโm a big fan of your name โ
โ the fact that you steal ย , ย thatโs really funny to me โ
โ thatโs the greatest thing to steal ย : ย a manโs joy โ
โ because iโm a masochist โ
โ iโm going to regret this โ
โ iโve lost the ability to feel โ
โ theyโre gonna fucking murder you โ
โ the way you shushed me was quite rude โ
โ cowards ย , ย all of you โ
โ iโm strange and off putting โ
โ i should not feel confident in the face of any man โ
โ here you are ย , ย smiling in the face of the devil โ
โ bats sometimes carry rabies and thatโs a thing iโm afraid of โ
โ not today devil birds ย , ย not today โ
โ i think iโm blacking out right now โ
โ i donโt think iโm going to remember this moment โ
โ i think iโm gonna cry โ
โ i keep forgetting thereโs ghosts in here โ
โ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears ย , ย this is my worst nightmare โ
โ iโm standing on an altar alone โ
โ maybe youโll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat โ
โ iโm so glad thatโs over letโs go eat taco bell โ
โ were you making horse noises ? โ
โ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare โ
โ thereโs a good chance iโm gonna fart in here โ
โ well this is horrifying โ
โ letโs do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other โ
โ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime โ
โ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be โ
โ you talk to hide from the silence โ
โ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? โ
โ several bad choices have lead me to this moment โ
โ letโs play look at the ceiling tiles ! ย 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 โฆ โ
โ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons โ
โ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me โ
โ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck โ