its not so bad

brutus has been having boys nights like every day this week what could they POSSIBLY have to talk about that much

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

60 guys say they'll stab 1 guy, but he only ends up with 23 stab wounds: peak comedy and peak relatability for group projects. what can surpass it?

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab your favourite corrupt politician in groups

time to sniff a line of coke off my penis

gonna be a short line

SWEEPS your leg BEATS you in the head SHOOTS you with a water gun on the head AND THEN with real gun