This looks bad...

See I’m an anarchist but unfortunately the relationship and dynamic between a knight and her liege lady is very sexy

What about a liege lady who moonlights as a knight?

nah see its all about the dynamic between the two. The “I have sworn a sacred and holy oath to love and protect you, but would never denigrate you by saying I love you, a knight should be above such things” and the “you have given your oath to me, all I can do to reward you is give you my love, distant, and graciously, as a lady ought to give a knight” its about the pining, and the duty, and oaths, and class differences, within a relationship that is already so prescribed, it’s about calling someone “beloved knight” and the fact that that’s like, okay, but only so long as neither party admits how much that means

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

like you all cannot even be prePARED

like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that

you cannot even undersTAND

I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect

Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy

literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.

are you ready. are you even ready

absolutely shaped

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

please respect european cultural dishes