survivor of the swag war

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

i get so pissed off off that nothing #disordered

they should invent a form of sorrow that hurts your enemies and not your loved ones

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

stop talking abt deltarune and amazing digital circus and start playing 20yo browser pet simulators with me

I would love to blow my head off with a gun right now

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle