survivor of the swag war

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

:3 i'm DIS many!!!! *holds up both my middle fingers* :333

In 2027 performing amateur surgery will be considered “chic”

like to end the tyrrany of the sun. reblog to end the tyranny of the sun. read this post to end the tyranny of the sun.

9.8 m/s^2 is one of the most classic accelartions to undergo

yes fine I wanted to touch and fuck on it

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?