survivor of the swag war

sometimes im like a mother cat too but that's not being a woman either cuz it's animals u have to understand this

im a boy but im definitely not a man and im not a woman either but sometimes I am a girl in my own special way. but you're not allowed to call me one

insane how much more present I am w actual pain relief

I live in multiple realities simultaneously all the time but it's not even a big deal it's like swagever

double bookkeeping is so crazy it's like well yes I am specially chosen by god and it is speaking to me directly constantly and sending me esoteric information and divine messages on the daily. and yes I am a staunch atheist and I don't believe in any of dat shit at all. however ☝️ it is true. but it's literally not. and there is no logical conflict between this in my mind

i wanna b someones mom but I'm a 15 year old boy so it's just not pawssible