Just Things

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

Do you like the wheel of the sky

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

[ID: picture of a black person wearing a black t-shirt and gesturing to the print on it with their hands. the printed white text reads “across cultures, darker people suffer most. why?” with the quote attributed to (andre) 3000. end ID.]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

we kill the bat man

Many jokes about packers flopping out and bouncing away and such but I still wasn't prepared for how genuinely disconcerting it is for a second when your brain has accepted this as Part Of Your Body & your thang fell off. My pebis

Every time I pull my pants down to go to the bathroom and watch My Penis go with them I have to like. Recalibrate