I hate journalists so much it’s unreal

Welcome to ‘fantastical headline writing’ 101

guys PLEASE do not start being like “fuck joe biden basically won the nomination” he LITERALLY did not. a candidate needs nearly two thousand delegates to win. biden currently has about 3 hundred and bernie has about 2 hundred. it’s literally still anyone’s game. the majority of states have yet to have their primary yet. chill

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

@ninablount, @captainbooksnob, @they-called-me-the-hyacinth-girl, and @alice-quinn-at-oxford

It’s a handy unit of surveying for the math impaired (like me). You can halve a square mile (“section”) seven times and get 640 acres. Midwest girls know some things.

this is the most useless thing someone’s ever added to my posts in the entire 10 years of this blog’s history

Haha ugly People bad

she looks like a sim

drinking water be like *slurp* lol

Too true

haha tell me about it

Me when I drink water haha

me too lol

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file