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Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
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we're not kids anymore.
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I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys Iâm crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stopâŚ..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please donât
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughingÂ
until 2017
only 3 more years.
we can reblog while we wait for Sherlock series 4.
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last person to reblog this wins
bilingual my ass. youâre either heterolingual or homolingual
#youâre not bilingual  #youâre confused  #stop being greedy  Â
#itâs just a phase #youâll meet a nice language and settle down
#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
shoutout to everyone who goes out wearing jeans cause they donât feel comfortable wearing shorts. to everyone wearing long sleeves cause they donât like wearing shirts or tops. to everyone whoâs afraid of getting of judged or laughed at because of their appearance. youâre beautiful in any way and nobodyâs shitty opinion is going to change that. stay hydrated, iâm in this with you
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if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ainât nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.
this happened to me at school last week
I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like âwhatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with youâ so he just raises him as normal, doesnât even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the kingâs murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.
The kingâs son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjectsâ grievances, and a generalâs like âhow will you defeat the prophesied evil now? Youâre old and weak.â Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdomâs public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesnât make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.
No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.
pros & cons of all netflix original shows
pro: gays
con: full two minute long opening credit sequences like it's cool the first time maybe netflix but why does it have to be so long like do a full run the first time fine but after that just flash us the title u know your audience is binge watching this anyway u practically invented the binge watch so why does the content you created specifically for your platform contain such excessively long credits that the viewer is just gonna skip over anyway come on now
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Seeing your friendâs art on your dash like
Uptown funk wouldâve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
thatâs the truest statement iâve ever read
me casting evil spirits out of me home
â get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck outâ
Youâre a cherry blossom, youâre about to bloom. You look so pretty but youâre gone so soon.
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night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew
Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things Iâd do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.
I would wear a pretty dress and walk
i actually wouldnt be scared to walk alone at night
haha wow isnt it sad that one sentence led to so many different thoughtsÂ
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
thatâs because we actually need bees
