be kind and be useful

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

LET’S GO

now i hate to be nitpicky but this seems kinda like the opposite of a resurrection

I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”

Your comment just made me cry laughing

this is extra fucking funny bc he really is about to do it to somebody and they’re gonna cry

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

“Shhh…dont speak my little flower”

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?