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Kaeya: Are you always this protective? Dainsleif: Only when you're breathing. Kaeya (smirking): And if I hold my breath? Dainsleif: I panic and become even more protective.

Kaeya: Do you ever relax? Dainsleif: No. Kaeya: Want me to teach you? Dainsleif: Last time you taught me something, I ended up tied to the bed. Kaeya (smirking): You’re welcome!

Kaeya: What if I became an evil tyrant one day? Dainsleif: Then I'll serve an evil tyrant. Kaeya (softly): You spoil me too much. Dainsleif: Yes, and that's exactly how tyrants are made.

Kaeya: I'm bored. Entertain me. Dainsleif: Shall I juggle swords or recount my war crimes? Kaeya: …Maybe just cuddle me? Dainsleif (softly): As you wish, Your Highness.

Kaeya: You really need a hobby. Dainsleif: I have one. Kaeya: Which is?.. Dainsleif: Keeping you alive despite your best efforts otherwise.

Kaeya: You're always so serious. Say something funny for once! Dainsleif (deadpan): My existence. Kaeya: …that wasn't funny. Dainsleif: Precisely.

Kaeya: Wait, have you been following me all day? Dainsleif: I prefer the term "silent protection". Kaeya: The bushes rustled. Loudly. Dainsleif (seriously): Strategic intimidation.