The Perks of Being Suzy Hayward

Hi

My eyebrows are perfectly normal thank you very much!

Someone seems very insecure about their eyebrows.

I’m good…kind of lonely. You and Zabini are the only people I’ve been talking to lately. Merlin, that’s depressing. I mean, not the you part. But. Marcus. Ugh.

Weirder than usual?

What the hell are you doing with your eyebrows?

I mean, he’s kinda supposed to be an adult now.

Yeah. You're right. I don't know what he's thinking...

You don’t think it’s a little odd that he’s sticking around?

No.... I mean... Why wouldn't it be normal..?

Wow, asshole, was I asking you?

Oh, yes, yes. Hogwarts without homework is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Hee.

WAIT. EATING TO MUCH RAMEN IS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN?!?

That’s… a brilliant idea, actually. Alright, I’ll be going to Hogsmeade early in the morning— that way it doesn’t raise any suspicions. Thanks, Suzy! I really appreciate this. 

Yay! Go ahead an owl me when you're ready!

Wha-?

HEY THERE!

Thank you! Hee. How are you doing?

Very good! I'm so happy to be at Hogwarts over summer!

Begin with a J?

YES.

Oh, okay. Good!

WHO?