Anyone: where’d you get that bruise?
Me: idk I just inhabit this vessel
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Anyone: where’d you get that bruise?
Me: idk I just inhabit this vessel

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when i die
me: wassup bro lol god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)
guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way
wait what’s the difference?
one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire
when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

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i need to say something that maybe not everyone here will understand but: 9pm is the shortest hour
god bless the producers of worst cooks
Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”
And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.
People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

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The human body is amazing [x]
Wow. And how??
you ever feel like you’re not even a main character in your own life
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

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this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
The ‘what color’ guy is going places