Suspicious Sunflower

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

chat how nonchalant is it if i got rejected by the girl i really really like so when i find out that her younger sister is trying to run away with my evil (adopted) brother i personally pay off my brothers debts and make him marry her so that the family of the girl i like isnt put into social ruin and then what if i propose to her again do we think shes gonna say yes chat

when i worked at cracker barrel (vision darkens for a moment) we all got custom aprons with our names embroidered on them but not for 90 days bc the barrel isn't gonna invest in custom embroidery if you can't hack it. so until you get your own aprons you wear an apron that says 'rising star' on it. the issue being every single other person who works there is wearing aprons with their real names. so every single day for 3 months customers would be like 'can we get a table for 4? thank you, Rising Star. and what an interesting name!'

Rising Star would genuinely be a very lovely name but it wasn't mine and I did just think it was funny that the power of the Apron Name had such command.