怠け者の世界

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

thats innovative as fuck

this is the cutest shit ive ever seen.jpg

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

אני אוהב אותך!!!

men really be in their mid 20’s & 30’s projecting their unresolved issues on women lmao go to a fucking therapist bitch

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”

literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios 

theres something fun about wasting time reading about celebrities and zodiac signs like it wont really change our life but we still do it

i thought im the only one who felt this way

no I do too don’t worry I think we are normal

what on earth is that gif for

its because he scored 9/12 on the astrologer test

It always bugs me when people describe Shakespeare’s plays as “timeless”. Yes, the plots in their broad strokes are easily adapted to any era, but the plays as written are literally the opposite of timeless. Dude was obsessed with pop culture, and practically every other line is either an obscure metatextual in-joke or a reference to something that Only 1590s Kids Will Get – that’s why the annotations are longer than the actual text!

A day of rest is never a wasted day. Just because you didn’t do anything productive by societies standards, does not mean you have thrown a day away. A day of rest is good for you health - mental and physical. A day of rest is good for inspiring creativity and motivation.

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

listen i might be drunk but im right. art & literature & nature & music make life worth living. people who look like they were ripped out of a caravaggio painting make life worth living. go organize a bacchanal in the woods. take pics of your lover in your hotel room in venice. who cares if there’s a void in your soul. who cares if you can’t get attached to anyone. neither can michelangelo’s david.