Some body's mom

We have less than 24 hours left before she is halfway across the world again. I am so happy we've had this time together and so heartbroken that it must come to an end. For now. (at Houston, Texas)

No one is obligated to sit around and wait for you to be sure about whether or not you wanna build with them.

I'm not tryna tell you how to live your life, but have you told a nigga no today?

Watching #gators with my faves. #skippingschool #badmoms (at Ultimate Swamp Adventures)

Cause when you picking up #bae from the airport, you have to be prepared to ruin her focus. #ILoveMyself #ILoveHerToo

Fucking peasants. #FirstOfHerName #MardiGras #Royalty #MardiGrasMuseum (at The Mardi Gras Museum of Costumes and Culture)

Ending a vacation always sucks, but this may be the hardest ending yet. Can we just stay here forever? #AccidentalLove #Polyamory #ThatGayShit #SummerVacation #BodyMeetsBus #MyEyesAreSweating #PostItNoteLove (at Voodoo Villa)

Found my Amsterdam #Zaddy at #alcatraz. #crimemuseum @xodohtronu @alcatrazeast #pigeonforge #gatlinburg #dollywood #ojdidit #travelsabroad #dutchbae #carribeangyal (at Alcatraz East)

#TrueLove

My life's wish in one picture. #hermoinegranger #representationmatters

My future marriage summarized in one picture. (at Gatlinburg, Tennessee)

Guess who I bumped into? I figured since he "freed the slaves", we were cool. So I said, Hey, fam. You on Snapchat? How about a selfie? I thought asking for his autograph would be in bad taste. (at Ripley's Aquarium of the Smokies)

Fren: Oooo look at this view. Me: 😬 Fren: There is a deer. Me: 🙄 #MyCaucasianVacation (at Cades Cove/Great Smokie Mountain National Forest)

My favorite sports. #gloryhole #AllThatFreakyShit

I have an unexpected guest in my bed. I hope the hotel doesn't charge me extra. #AdventuresWithAustinDDuck (at Fairfield Inn & Suites Chattanooga)

This is about the third or fourth time I've run my #vansxmarvel #captainmarvel sneakers under the water. I bought the @crepprotect on recommendation and I have NO regrets. The water just slides off and the shoes aren't even wet! It is like straight witchcraft and wizardry. @vans, you need to team up with them #Avengers style.

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