spirit, mind, and booty

Remember when the TV would fizzle when you touched it man I haven’t thought about that in years

Jodi Benson, the voice of Ariel in The Little Mermaid (1989) got on stage yesterday at a con and voiced her own support for Halle Bailey. It’s over for you Disney purist losers. White Ariel has spoken.

?? I didn’t know it fuckin existed either. bitchy-ass wife.

hollywood doesn’t make more movies about female serial killers because they know that if they did everyone would catch up to the fact that they are all relatable in their own way!!!!!!! As opposed to male serial killers who are just psycho demons!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my truth. I will not be taking any questions. Good night .

Instead of studying some lame-ass, useless major in college, take a course of seriousness that will likely get you a good paying job in the real world.  For example, A Feminist Studies Degree is not gonna prepare you for the real working world.  Better yet, forget college completely and study a Trade at any good Trade School.  You can learn HVAC (Heating, ventilation, Air-conditioning repair and maintenance) or learn to become an Electrician or Plumber.  These type of jobs are always in demand and hiring often so you have a better chance of finding an actual job in these fields than what a college degree will get you.  Not everyone is college material despite what your high school Guidance Counselor might tell you.  College today offers Bullshit classes and courses that do not translate to the real working world.  IF you are afraid of getting your hands dirty then you will have a hard time landing a good job.  

No lie here. Trade school is typically way cheaper with a greater return too!

It’s a Monty Python skit.

As a Michigan native,  I confirm this is all true.