stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s