Sure Thing Chief!

Drew a comic about the whole Kaepernick/Nike thing.

In case you find yourself in a horror movie situation today, make sure you've got reliable cell phone coverage. Happy Friday the 13th!

D.C.'s hotspot. Gotta have the password to get in.

"Hello? No, this is 'COX: Trucking For America'. The place you're looking for is spelled slightly different. We both drop off loads, but very different kinds. It's ok, common mistake! Bye!"

Pretty sure the body poses on this poster illustrate the most common way to contract Hepatitis.

#tbt to when the massage place made it weird before the massage even started.

I'm pretty sure this is the book Paul Haggis's movie "CRASH" was adapted from.

Book of choice today. Pairs well with the current weather and a glass of J&B Scotch, of course.

Quick question Sun Chips. What is "Real Veggie"? I know it's not "Real Vegetables", or even "Real VeggieS", because if it was, you'd just say that. ---- This packaging is the equivalent of asking Sun Chips "What's in your chips?" and having them respond, "Real Veggie..." and then trail off, quickly changing the subject to "Whole Grains". And you're like, "Hold on, go back a sec, Sun Chips. What did you say?", and Sun Chips is all like, "I said Whole Grains...", and you're like, "No, before that Sun Chips! What do you mean by 'Real Veggie'?", and Sun Chips says, "Ummm..." and then cracks a cyanide capsule it kept in it's tooth in case it ever found itself trapped in a situation where it might be forced to betray it's dark overlord. "HAIL FRITO-LAY!", Sun Chips proclaims just before the poison stops it's heart. ---- If you made it this far in the post, you're obviously just as bored as I am, but I commend your dedication.

-- Here’s a new video I made. It’s a T-Mobile commercial parody about cell phone service in horror movie situations, check it out!

Bootleg E.T. enamel pin, so, "E.T Faux-n Home"?... ...sorry.

A monster ink sketch with sharp teeth and curly hair.

This is The "Real" Exorcist about as much as an episode of Ghost Hunters at a Motel 6 is The "Real" Shining.

Seems like just one "Anarchy" symbol decal from Hot Topic could've conveyed the same basic aesthetic.

Also, ALWAYS carry a hammer on you in case of emergency.

Still awake scribble-face.

This is definitely NOT based on a true story. No one has ever followed up the phrase "It runs in the family" with "Wonderful!" New York Times and their damn #fakenews, geez...