HOUND OF CULANN.

Wonderful.

listen, asshole, find someone else to pester, i’m busy having an existential crisis … for the fifth time this week !

wrow. that’s so sad. tell me more.

surehit replied to your post: this whole blog is basically theseus’ paradox bc…

i’m gonna bully him

… shocking, you’re the worst. 

BOLD - applies always. italic - applies sometimes. STRIKETHROUGH - never applies.

Tagged By : @counterforced & @fatesrot Tagging :  this has been around but feel free to steal this from me if you haven’t yet

✧ INCLINATIONS / HABITS : is submissive | is dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom  | likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as pansexual | identifies as demisexual | identifies as asexual | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with multiple people at one time | initiates | waits for partner to initiate| baits partner into initiating | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | prefers sex any time | no sex drive | lower sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual

✧ BODY / APPEARANCE : small build | medium build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build |wears boxers | wears lingerie | goes ‘commando’ | shaves / waxes | doesn’t shave / wax | cup size a-c | cup size d-f | 1-5" in length | 6-9" in length | 10" or over in length

✧ SOUNDS : is silent / makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time|bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partner’s name | curses | fakes / exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud partner | is turned on by dirty talk | is turned off by dirty talk

@surehit // Thanks B Charisma

A part of Saber is taken aback that he follows through with it, but it quickly turns to a delighted amusement as Lancer lowers himself onto the floor. His coquetry is discarded with a wave of her hand and an amused smile. “No, you’ve done your part, Lancer. Now, if you’ll allow me…”

She lowers herself beside him until her head comes to rest upon his ample rear.

There’s an extended moment of silence from the Saber-class Servant as she shifts to make herself comfortable. Her head lolls to the side, rather impressed with how her new pillow is so supple, yet firm at the same time. Maybe this was simply a trait possessed among Lancers? She would have to test this further.

“Impressive. Perhaps not the finest surface I’ve ever rested my head on, but quite close.”

“Oi---”

What else he was expecting, he wasn’t really sure. For whatever reason it definitely wasn’t this. Lancer lets her do as she pleases, regardless;  Cú Chulainn wasn’t known for being a chaste individual, and if someone as good-looking as Saber wanted to touch his ass, well, who was he to refuse her?

(On top of that, whatever idea he had in his head that Saber was some kind of prude was promptly shattered to pieces. You have to be a special sort of pervert to pull something like this.)

It’s… such an odd request that he wasn’t sure how to deny it. Especially coupled with the look Saber gives him— she was practically sparkling. A loose shrug of his shoulders is given after he mulls it over for a few moments. “When you make a face like that, it’s hard to say no,” he concedes (he also wasn’t in the business of turning down pretty girls).

Lancer obliges then, lowering himself onto his stomach and lays with his elbow propped up on the floor, chin resting in his palm as he regards her with a curious squint.

“Is it enough to lay here and look pretty, or is there more to this that you’re not telling me?”

No. It’s a leash for you to be walked with.

You---!