#fakepriest

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /[your muse] is the good influence  /[your muse] is the bad influence  /[my muse] is the good influence  /[my muse] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /[your muse is mines] childhood crush  /[my muse is yours] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [from your muses side]/  unrequited [from my muses side]/  unrequited [from both sides]/  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]/  soulmates  [ literal ]/  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [on your muse]/  cheating [with your muse]/  other 

FAMILIAL.     siblings [half]/  siblings [step]/[my muse] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /[my muse] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /[my muse] is a parental figure to yours  /[my muse] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /[your muse] is taken under mines wing  /[my muse] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other 

Master, I must refuse.

"I put petals and some scented oils into those water basins. I figured it would make everything look nice and the smell is great too. oh and I found a package of communion wafers? those looked terribly dry so I made jam and bought chocolate to go with it !"

"Am I a thief to you?" Although she often shies away from attention, the seamstress has a peculiar knack for being self-involved in affairs that matter not to her. "Never in my life have I stolen—be it physical materials or intellectual property."

What she might be guilty of, albeit reluctantly admitting it, is trespassing! In the eyes of the law and her eyes, there is far bigger difference! Indeed, thievery is a graver crime than merely breaking and entering (according to her)! 

The English woman retorts sharply, "A real red-handed criminal is amidst us!" Narrowed eyes stare down at the accused, the man clothed in saintly robes. A sanctimonious claim! "The man who's stolen hearts is Father Kotomine." 

baby?

unprompted,  always accepting !!   @fakepriest  ♡

baby ...  a dispassionate expression is a constant, no reaction from the baby hakuno,  gaze only listlessly staring at the other—  until,  she blinks once,  and proceeds to unceremoniously kick the baby father kotomine.

slams bible on the table.

@fakepriest​ replied ; cu just making the rounds around the house leaving the toilet seat up, the windows open, THE OVEN ON-