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@supreme-yapper
Ahem.
You may call me the Narrator. I'm only really here to keep an eye on a certain someone, but I suppose I'll answer some questions, as well. Do keep yourselves civil.
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- Nothing weird, please.
- Magic anons OK
- Other canon characters OK
[ Stanley: @enjoyerofbuckets ]
[ In character tag: #parable.exe ; ooc tag: #admin.exe ]
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I don't know if you've already posted these, you can link the post if you have, but do you have the stuff on the walls from the Memory Zone? Posters, pictures, etc. Thank you :3
Hello! Im sorry this took quite a while to answer, but I hope these will help. These are just some of the assets from the first Memory Zone, however if you need the ones from the figurines and/or the reviews leading up to the Skip Button, then I can get those.
The Narrator is not all knowing, we know this from his lack of knowledge regarding The Timekeeper. But! The Narrator does know about Stanley. Statement: Stanley is in fact addicted to drugs and hookers and this proves that he is secretly having a gay love affair. Evidence below.
PARABLE WRAPPED 2024
You entered 24744 doors, impressive!
You chose rhe right door 2916 times. Could’ve been a few more, don’t you think?
You chose the left door 6264 times. Really?
You explored a total of 43 endings. How exciting!
Your favorite ending was the Countdown Ending, which you played 746 times. Do you have something to tell me?
The Skip Button was pressed uh. Hm. There doesn’t appear to be a number here, Stanley… Let’s just ignore this data point. It’s for the best, Stanley!
You went down 52 holes! Seems a little obsessive.
You jumped 38 times. uh. Stanley how did you do that? The Jump Circle gave you 36, did you steal two jumps?!
You created 271 sequels. Stanley, there’s only one sequel, The Stanley Parable: 2. Did you mess with this data?
You experienced freedom exactly zero… Stanley what is this?! You did the Freedom Ending plenty of times, why is there a zero on my screen?!
What? No! Stop laughing! You really did mess with the data didn’t you? Hmph. You couldn’t let me have this one thing, you had to ruin it too.
Well, here’s your final piece of data.
You annoyed me more times than you could even comprehend. How’s that. Don’t look at me like that, Stanley.
IBM PS/1 Model 2121 (1992)
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"Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything."
Posting some paywall voice lines I clipped from the ios release
OH GOD. OH GOD. I DON’T HAVE $14.99! I’M SORRY!
NARRY HELP, IT’S GONNA KILL ME!
The Paywall is hungry, Stanley. It's waited long enough...
Hey. If you guys see a giant white dollar sign and it asks if you’ve seen me. PLEASE DO NOT LET IT KNOW WHERE I AM!!!
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Bad news for your butthole!
Stanley was so bad at assassinating Trump; it's incredible he wasn't fired years ago.
Stanley and I took a bit of a vacation. We...accidentally walked in on something very important, it seems. Ah, well. These "Inkfish" are quite welcoming, so I don't mind!
For any of you that may ask: Yes, I play the Snipewriter.
I discovered this little creature and decided to take photos with it. How wonderful!
Took a photo with Stanley, here. I have no idea what any of this means, frankly, but I'm enjoying myself.
...I do understand the hype, all things considered. This feels meaningful even to an outsider...
This just in, Stanley. It seems...a second bucket has hit the apartment? How unfortunate.
@enjoyerofbuckets
You're not quick, Stanley.
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jave you done the zending area yet/..... :3.....
Not yet! I have a few Zending Screenshots on hand (primarily from the Starry Dome Room), but not from the stairs or hallway.
I'll get the ones I already have of the Starry Dome room for this post with the few screenshots I have of the stairs, but let me know if you want me to do an in depth screenshot run for the stairs room!
Expo Hall Stanley Cutouts
