Owoku Saki

Just letting you know I’ll be pumping sewage and estrogen into the water supply for no reason from July 30th to August 17th

errrrr ,,, guys shouldn’t we be a little worried about this?? @slightlyignorantleonardo bro i don’t think he’s up to any good,,

FOCUS, LEONARDO!!! The Shredder is CLEARLY trying to weaken us through a deeply evil process wherein he will flood our endocrine systems with estrogen until our hormone levels reach that of a typical female, making us weak and helpless enough to be defeated easily!! Such a horrible plot deserves an appropriately sinister name... hm... perhaps Involuntary Woman-ification? Nonelective Girl-izing? If only there were something catchy and alliterative... how is Mikey so good at naming things??

Check out this loser I thought you were Mr school now you don’t even know words middle finger emoji car emoji croissant emoji

Just letting you know I’ll be pumping sewage and estrogen into the water supply for no reason from July 30th to August 17th

errrrr ,,, guys shouldn’t we be a little worried about this?? @slightlyignorantleonardo bro i don’t think he’s up to any good,,

YOU GODDAMN EGG! IT IS BAD WE’RE NOT WAITING!!! I KNOW YOU WANT ESTROGEN BUT NOT ALL OF US DO!!! IF WE STOP HIM SOON ENOUGH YOU CAN ACTUALLY TAKE SOME OF HIS SUPPLY OF ESTROGEN!

I have little robots that molecularly synthesize it from the water dumbass, there is no “supply.” fuckin stupid. Asshole. I hope your transition goes well. And that you get hit by a semi truck.

-Michelangelo "I don't know why people call me gross" Hamato, 2026.

I was already trying to to kill the orange one the most out of the 4 but that shits nasty I can’t allow that to exist I’m gonna buy an AC-130 from a military surplus store and have it follow your green ass around in the sky

I don’t mean the mutants I’m very much talking about the grunts

YA SURE!!! BUT only if i get to play in creative mode and Karai doesn’t hit me (please)

You can keep the traitorous brat for all we care.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TIGERCLAW HAS TUMBLR NOW TOO

of course I do. I am willing to battle for @supportivebutstillevilshredder on any battlefield, even a digital one.

Hey dude I’ve got a lot of henchmen and it’s hard to keep track when they don’t have like unique catchphrases can you remind me who you are 😅

YOUR SECOND IN COMMAND!?

man i wish I was a bear but. I think I'm okay with my appearance. I'm kinda peak male performance rn.

People always say shit like this and then get mad as fuck when you turn them into a bear (animal)

@transgenderraphael Raph i think i gave the shredder our private information what do i do ☹️☹️ Leo’s gonna kill me bro 😭😭😭

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GOING TO TRICK ME LIKE BROTHER HE WAS VERY DECEIVING !!!!!!!! also dont tell Donnie why he’s gonna need to hack the Shredder otherwise you’re all gonna kill me and i dont want that

Michealangelo.

Orange dude I was not being subtle I like barely lied to you at all I just said the exact opposite of the truth it was super simple

YA SURE!!! BUT only if i get to play in creative mode and Karai doesn’t hit me (please)

You can keep the traitorous brat for all we care.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TIGERCLAW HAS TUMBLR NOW TOO

of course I do. I am willing to battle for @supportivebutstillevilshredder on any battlefield, even a digital one.

Hey dude I’ve got a lot of henchmen and it’s hard to keep track when they don’t have like unique catchphrases can you remind me who you are 😅

@transgenderraphael Raph i think i gave the shredder our private information what do i do ☹️☹️ Leo’s gonna kill me bro 😭😭😭

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GOING TO TRICK ME LIKE BROTHER HE WAS VERY DECEIVING !!!!!!!! also dont tell Donnie why he’s gonna need to hack the Shredder otherwise you’re all gonna kill me and i dont want that

Michealangelo.

Orange dude I was not being subtle I like barely lied to you at all I just said the exact opposite of the truth it was super simple

Hit the gelato papaya, took a sip of the José, everything turned red for eight minutes. Woke up in Geneva. Oh man, I did it again, didn't I?

#me

@slightlyignorantleonardo hey Leo can you buy me some pizza?? I’ll pay you back later

Guys what pizza restaurant are you going to and what’s their security like asking for no reason

Don’t talk about your plans on main dumbasss now that I know Donnatello is bait I’m gonna go for someone else. Like the purple one.

...Well, at least your respective incompetence evens out, I suppose.

Who even are you

Don’t talk about your plans on main dumbasss now that I know Donnatello is bait I’m gonna go for someone else. Like the purple one.