WannabeBlackSwanerus Rex

Sarquin: are you the f5 button? because that ass is refreshing

I’m sorry, but daddy said to always check everything before I put it in my mouth.

I missed that good piece of fatherly advice.

Olivia:...

Olivia: no.

I think you’d pull it off well. Hair doen’t fall out after one dye job and if you get temporary colour, it’ll wash out anyway. Just condition it a lot and you’re golden.

Yeah but any color you get is only going to show up if the base is light enough and, in case you haven’t noticed, my hair is like the dark side of the moon. So I’d have to bleach the hell out of it. I’ll probably just pull a Kylie and get a wig or something.

I’ve never used tinder in my entire life. It’s such a fucking waste of time.

Eh, figured I’d see what all the hype was about. It’s pretty lame though. The pickup lines you actually aren’t nearly as funny as the ones you see on the internet.

Maybe not last night, but don’t pretend like you aren’t the type to fall given the right person.

You’re doing that thing again where you pretend that you actually know things about me. Adorable.

Why would I need to copy something I already have?

Cause you had to get it somewhere in the first place.

Nate’s the one who reads, I’m the one who makes fun of you for staying in on a Saturday night and whining about Tinder when you could be out doing much better things.

You know I never spend the night.

Olivia: yeah shits getting real

Olivia: cause i'm about to buy you a big mac instead

I didn’t ask for a bed time story.

You’re supposed to read me the bed time stories, Daddy.

Olivia: But they are from two different stores

Olivia: Ugh. I hate you rn Mackenzie

Mack: oh god. she full names me

That’s probably one thing we have in common. Not really as weird as you’d think, actually.

Well as long as it’s just one ─ can’t have you copying my immense amounts of swag.

Olivia: Are you freaking serious? Your food isn't even from mcdonald's

Olivia: *audible sigh to you*