and what about it?

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

how come when harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ snape didn’t drop dead on the spot like how do you go on living when one line has just brutally slaughtered your entire existence

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

They do actually!

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

oh he can read alright

i just about pissed my shit walkin up the stairs at 3am cuz god knows my pitch black labrador was asleep at the top in the dark soon as my foot hit the last step she takes a big loud breath and i thought my fate was in jesus hands, i thought the demagorgon was gonna take me to the Upside fuckin Down

my ICONIC daughter