You're gonna fix our god damn temple

We got lego ninjago in fortnite before gta6

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

”average tv episode uses the wilhelm scream once per scene” factoid is acutaly just a statistical error. average show has 1 such sound effect. Ninjago, which uses 10,000 per season, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

she is all uncaring mouth but i'm giggling and twirling my hair over being swallowed whole

Fuck, we’re surrounded.. take the pirate pill. I know I said I packed us cyanide pills but the pirate pills are way better they’re gonna turn us into swashbuckling pirates & that’s how we’re gonna get outta this one

i got hit by nightmare lightning but im ok

What the fuck is the point of anything if I'll never get to launch documents through a pneumatic tube system

It gets boring after a while

Don't try to make me feel better