super sons

“you only get one best friend” ♡

Jon: Dad, come on. Of course Damian and I aren't going to take over the world.

Clark: I know, son. I-

Jon: I mean, of course we've talked about it.

Clark:

Clark: What?

Jon: Well, yeah. I'm one of the most powerful beings on the planet and Dami was literally raised to rule humanity.

Clark: Now, hold on-

Jon: And let's be honestly, we'd be a much better option than most of the other people vying for the job.

Clark: Son-

Jon: But we've discussed it and the logistics are just too complicated right now.

Clark *sweating*: Jonno-

Jon: I mean, first we'd have to decide on how to conquer the world in the first place. Like would it be through shadow Government, hostile takeover, enslavement...

Clark: Oh my g-

Jon: I thought Armageddon style might work. You know, less paperwork. But Dami's got OCD, he can't handle that kind of disorganization.

Clark: *horrified*

Jon: So, yeah. You have nothing to worry about. Dami and I have no plans to take over the world.

Clark:

Clark: T-that's.... great to hear, b-buddy.

Jon: At least not for another few years.

+ Bonus: the one time Jon managed to sneak up on Damian

THEY ARE HUGGING

supportive bffs 💖💜💙

Damian: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ Jon: ಠ╭╮ಠ