*~Throwaway~*

wanted it too badly award

many people in the tags making this about their aspirations and school and stuff but you should know this is about me trying to get laid and it will always be about me trying to get laid

scary how to have good odds of finding someone who meshes really well with you there needs to be an unknowably large number of other people across so much time and distance who you would necessarily get along with even better but who you will never meet

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

what happebned

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

your “loyal and virtuous” knight is doubting the cause he pledged his very soul to 🫵😂

i hope every lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is unashamedly and insanely obsessed with her

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*cheerfully* just another wretched day in a hellscape of my own design

Maybe if you chose good instead of the screeching skull this wouldn't have happened:/

can you let me live. my life

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