seven more to go

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

a guy with killatrav as his instagram handle just married the biggest popstar on the planet. never let anyone bully you into having a more professional email address

I had 26 years to become famous enough to be invited to the tayvis wedding and I just wasted them like an idiot

all a girl wants is to bathe in rivers & waterfalls, sit & read beside mill ponds, gather wildflowers, eat fruit under the sun, walk barefoot on grass, collect medicinal herbs, read under a tree, listen to the birds, wear cotton & linen.

I bring a kind of frozen deer vibe to situations that the headlights really seem to like