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Horse……
Life jam! The animated cookie has jam instead of blood!
"..."
"Is it strawberry flavor?"
This has a lot of implications- even more than her being seemingly teleported to some other side of the Earth. If only she had a pen- apparently her's hadn't made the transition. It's terribly inconvenient being here all of a sudden without her lab equipment or Manhattan Cafe to hold her things for her.
"You wouldn't happen to know where we are, would you?"
He needs a moment, to find his self balance at being asked if his own life jam would taste like strawberry. His answer would be no, probably not due to not being made of anything strawberry but... answering might lead the other to wanting to try it.
That was something he would like to avoid, so he just doesn't answer the question.
"You are in the Central District of Arcanus City currently." He gives a soft laugh, still shaking off that other question from his mind, "I haven't been here long myself, but I do like to check when anyone new can show up."
“I see.” She does not see, that place name means nothing to her. “And where is this Arcanus City in reference to Tokyo?”
Tachyon is, of course, a brilliant scientist and peerless among runners. This being said, the number of days she’s actually showed up to work over the last six months is a smidge low and her trainer can only make so many excuses for her, so this sounds like a quick trip straight down to unemployment. Which wouldn’t be so much of a problem if she didn’t board on campus, so if she gets fired she’ll have nowhere to store all her lab equipment and Cafe. Agnes doesn’t mind sleeping on the floor, but ever since she hit 30 her bones have been making their opinions much clearer.
What were they talking about again? Oh right, the cookie. She has the decency to not eat him, of course, but it does make her crave sugar cubes.
“Would you draw a map for me?” Her ears flick. “At different scales if you find it necessary to explain yourself.”
› TENSION LINER PROMPTS
"I dare you to try."
"Do you always get close?"
"You’re pushing my limits."
"Stop looking at me like that."
"I’m losing control here."
"You have no idea, do you?"
"I can’t resist you anymore."
"Stay back, or don’t."
"I know what you want."
"This is getting dangerous now."
"You’re too tempting for me."
"I shouldn’t want this, but…"
"I don’t play fair, remember?"
"Careful, you’re testing me."
"You’re just making it worse."
"You’re too close for comfort."
"Do you always push buttons?"
"Stop before I kiss you."
"You’re making it too hard."
"I can’t stop thinking about you."
"I want you too much."
"You know exactly what you’re doing."
"I’m not playing games here."
"You’ve crossed the line now."
"Keep pushing, and you’ll regret it."
"This is dangerous, isn’t it?"
"I’m trying not to care."
"Don’t make me regret this."
"You’re playing with fire."
"You don’t know what’s coming."
"I shouldn’t be this close."
"We’re getting dangerously close now."
"I can feel the heat."
"Don’t test me right now."
"I want you too badly."
"Don’t make me chase you."
"You’re distracting me, you know."
"I won’t fall for this."
"I want you, but…"
"What do you want from me?"
"I’ll never give in."
"I’m trying not to care."
"You’re playing with my patience."
"Don’t make this harder, please."
"I can’t stop this feeling."
"I’m already in too deep."
"You won’t walk away unscathed."
"You’re walking a fine line."
"I’m trying to stay calm."
"What are you doing to me?"

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for muses that are getting to know each other
❝ what's your favorite color and why? ❞
❝ can i come with you? ❞
❝ you have a nice smile, has anyone ever told you that before? ❞
❝ how do you take your coffee? ❞
❝ sorry, what was your name again? ❞
❝ it just occurred to me i never asked you what your last name is. ❞
❝ actually we've met before. ❞
❝ i've heard a few things about you. ❞
❝ care to join me? ❞
❝ i'm not really sure why i trust you. ❞
❝ i don't usually talk this much, it just feels easy to say stuff when you're listening. ❞
❝ i know we don't know each other that well but if you wanna talk about it... ❞
❝ could you help me with something? ❞
❝ do you like it here? ❞
❝ are you new around here? ❞
❝ you can ask me anything you want. i promise i'll answer truthfully except the things i feel like lying about. ❞
❝ i don't mean to be too forward, you just seem like you could use a friend right now. ❞
❝ you can come with me. i mean if you don't have anyone waiting for you. ❞
❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞
❝ do you like this music? i can change it. ❞
❝ what are your favorite snacks? ❞
❝ really? i wouldn't have guessed that about you. ❞
❝ do you mind if i ask about it? ❞
ACTIONS:
VISIT: for sender to go to receiver's home for the first time
VISITED: for receiver to go to sender's home for the first time
CRYING: for sender to see receiver cry for the first time
CRIED: for receiver to see sender cry for the first time
BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together
TRIP: our muses go on a group trip but end up stuck together, away from the rest of their friends.
SITUATION: our muses are acquainted because one of them is their friend's roommate. muse a shows up when their friend isn't there and ends up hanging out with muse b one on one.
GO: our muses go to a zoo or theme park together and get lost.
INVITE: sender cooks for receiver for the first time
INVITED: receiver cooks for sender for the first time
TOGETHER: our muses spend the night for the first time
TRY: our muses hooked up and are hanging out the next day
COMFORT: sender is going through a break up and receiver offers to cheer them up
COMFORTED: receiver is going through a break up and sender offers to cheer them up
OFFER: sender gives receiver a ride to the airport/picks them up
OFERED: receiver gives sender a ride to the airport/picks them up
AID: sender helps receiver redecorate
AIDING: receiver helps sender redecorate
@hypnoticallycaucasian (starter call)
This world is truly a wonderland of unknowns! There are all sorts of new creatures to study, new lands to explore, a place where she has space and time to investigate all of it. It must be a miracle, given her recent retirement from racing. This is a world where no one knows her, and so no one can stand in her way. She’s finally free to do as she pleases.
That means Tachyon is going to miss her friends’ last chance in the Classic races.
Ah. She seems to have walked face-first into a low door frame, and now she’s on the ground. Good heavens. And it seems she’s bleeding from her forehead…?
Agnes looks around. The street is empty except for one other person.
“Young man, if you have a handkerchief, then give it to me.”
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Agnes has… a device! It starts beeping when she points it at the stranger, which makes her frown. Hmm. She thwacks it, but the beeping doesn’t stop.
“You might want to check your house for lead exposure, young man.” Then again, she did make this thing out of a TV remote and a disassembled radio, so she doubts its accuracy.
It was a little noisy out today, so Dan Heng had his earphones in while he sat outside of a cafe, book in hand as usual. As he turned the page, a slight frown appeared on his lips. There was... a beeping sound, persistent and slowly growing louder. Was there something wrong with the track? But when he reached up to take his earphone out and shake it, the beeping became louder-- and he realized that it wasn't coming from his headphones at all.
A tall woman was pointing some kind of device at him, and it was going off like crazy...
Dan Heng put his book down, his brow furrowing. "Is that so?" he asked. "The infrastructure here, while primitive in some ways, is some of the most efficient I've ever seen. What, exactly, is that supposed to test?"
“What do you think it measures?” She just said he was exposed to lead.
“This is a state of the art methylammonium bromide-based heavy metal detector, patent pending. With a remarkable false positive rate of only 2.35% percent, either you have been exposed to heavy metals, or you have some sort of new non-calcium-based bone structure unknown to both man and uma musume.”
Actually, she did meet a talking cookie earlier, so all bets are off. This is a pure land unknown to the likes of science.
“Of course, if you want to be sure, I can always do more testing…” Tachyon smiles at him. It’s deeply unsettling.
↑ this horse? has 3 girlfriends. unfortunately they all broke up with her before she got here
"Oh my..." That was a lot of questions and everything about what he was, but the other reminded him of his students or even himself when he was a student.
"Well, my name is Pure Vanilla Cookie." He gives a small chuckle before answering the rest of the questions he can, "I am very sure I'm a living being, I don't think I have blood? Unless you are meaning life jam... and well, I just do! same as you or at least similar."
The last question takes him a moment, thinking it over and even tilting his head slightly.
"I am not sure... I don't think my dough is the same as a carapace like a bug. Theirs are normally a bit harder sugar, or even cheese from where i'm from." Not a bug at all, just a living cookie.
Life jam! The animated cookie has jam instead of blood!
"..."
"Is it strawberry flavor?"
This has a lot of implications- even more than her being seemingly teleported to some other side of the Earth. If only she had a pen- apparently her's hadn't made the transition. It's terribly inconvenient being here all of a sudden without her lab equipment or Manhattan Cafe to hold her things for her.
"You wouldn't happen to know where we are, would you?"

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@cloudspierced (starter call!)
Agnes has… a device! It starts beeping when she points it at the stranger, which makes her frown. Hmm. She thwacks it, but the beeping doesn’t stop.
“You might want to check your house for lead exposure, young man.” Then again, she did make this thing out of a TV remote and a disassembled radio, so she doubts its accuracy.
@superluminalparticle
Pure Vanilla did enjoy making it a habit of checking if anyone new showed up when the skies would light up. Most days nothing seemed to happen, and he would just enjoy watching the skies for a bit before returning to learning the city. Today however did seem to hold someone new wandering around, but it was clear enough to him that they weren't another cookie. Ah, perhaps next time.
He wouldn't be a very good guide yet for someone new, but he can't help but offer them a small wave. Might as well welcome someone new if they already had the chance to spot him. He would leave it up to the newcomer if they wanted to come near him.
That’s a talking cookie! All concerns about “where is she” or “why did they give her an RC cow thing” are immediately forgotten in favor of investigating this anomaly.
“What are you, pray tell?” She waves her sleeves hand in front of her mouth, “Are you some sort of machine? Do you have blood? How do you maintain homeostasis? Is this some sort of gluten-based carapace, with a set of organs inside?”
Tachyon trails off into mumbling to herself, forming a model for some sort of sugar-based insectoid in her mind’s eye.
U=ma² 🧪
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You feel stillness and motion pressing upon you from all sides. From this, you are stirred, and spurred by your awakening, you step from the long quiet.
You, AGNES TACHYON, find yourself standing before the Temporal Tower, in a garden seemingly tucked away from the seasons of time. Still, people flock here beneath the borealis that lights the sky above, here to greet you. A Guardian approaches.
Hello…. Echo. Well don’t look so confused, everything is exactly as it was made to be in preparation for your arrival. I would know. Yada yada yada, we hope you enjoy your stay… don’t break anything.
You receive the following:
A House Key. Emblazoned upon it is: 202, Seaside Province
A Standard Issue Phone. It lights up when it manifests in your hand.
A REMOTE CONTROL CAR, except instead of a car, it is a horse that on wheels. The guardian hands it to you with a remote control, only making one comment on how the phrase "gotta go fast" must also be popular with you.
Welcome to the Aevum Isles.
— 🏵️ Creo

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