aw shit here we go again

bugs. fuck : )))

i saw the tree and went “it’s the house on hilltop road” i don’t know why

on the one hand; dude, back away from the rumbling. on the other hand; yeah i would not be genre-savvy enough to know to get out of there either so. we can’t all be joshua gillespie

holy fuck that hole is deep. anyway i hate this bit so how you all been? i’ve been trying to get an appointment to get my blood drawn. hasn’t been going as well as i’d like, but eh. wait hold up his name is dustin? that’s . . . that sounds like a horrible name.

sam you bad boy poster. how comfy can the lid of that trunk be?

on the one hand, i feel like sam’s being kinda judgey about things like pool hustling and such. on the other, he has a Very Good point about their childhoods being fucked up. john winchester can suck my dick

:||| mmmm i am uncomfortable that they are impersonating a dead man’s relatives. like obviously he’s fictional but it still feels really Eugh Why Would You Do That

he got et by angry bugs that’s what happened to him

NO WHY WOULD YOU GO DOWN THERE FHUWIGBRGW I MEAN I GET IT BUT WOW I HATE IT

listen sam the majority of your money comes from dean’s gambling and the credit card scams. even if you’re not part of the town, turning down free food is the dumbest thing ever and dean has the right idea here. quit bein’ so judgemental

1. ghuwrighwi dean you edgelord 2. aaaand under the comedy of dean’s edgy tendencies, there is the horror of john’s A+ Parenting : ))

wow i hate that. possibly well-meaning “inclusion” of lgbtq+ stuff, but Wow I Hate That why the fuck is this guy’s first thought that they’re a couple????

THEY DID IT AGAIN!!! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

. . . . is this guy just. afraid of bugs? i mean i’d get it if he was, but christicles dude that’s no reason to treat your son like a pariah just ‘cause he likes something you don’t. also more evidence of john’s A+ Parenting and sam and dean’s trauma! whoohoo : )

sam’s driving????

who the fuck is playing brass outside

wait i just read the description of the episode. whoever the MotW is, they’re 100% justified i don’t care what the white guy’s reasoning for developing the land is i rest my case.

it seems very rainy there i don’t think i’d like it much. hmm.

did her shower door not slide open? like i get adrenaline does weird things to you but it would presumably have to slide in order for her to get in and out of the shower, right? why do they never wear glo ― those are plastic spiders. they’re plastic.

hhhhahahahaha i hate those squelching noises. Oh That’s A Skull. Oh that’s Multiple Skulls. how many people were in that mound? and Why the fuck did you disturb it??? go put ‘em back!!!

you know what sam SHOULDN’T respect john. he was a shit dad to both of you, even if it was in different ways. sometimes your parents will fail you; right now, it seems pretty clear that matthew’s dad (at least, if not his mom as well) is failing him.

whj??? what are they playing this heartwarming music for??

put the bones fuckin’ BACK. assholes.

so i can’t say anything about the supposed native american chief’s curse, because i’m not native american and i don’t think i’m informed enough to have any meaningful opinion on it. . . . . . but i really don’t care about the people of oasis plains. partially ‘cause they’re fictional, and partially because the only people we’ve seen were like two seconds of larry’s wife, the realtor lady, larry (who kinda sucks let’s be real here), and matthew. even if matthew’s okay, i just don’t care enough about everybody else to ― well ― care.

matthew you’re fucked sweetpea : ) WHADSAHFUIEWBGW NO WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THE HOLE ― ROACHES!! ROACHES!! FUCK NO!!

. . . . . . hey, if the chief was like “no white men ever again” does that mean if POC started building there nothing would happen? i mean this is supernatural, so there’s no way that would happen, but the thought still occurred to me.

so. like. what’s happening to everybody else in oasis plains? or did i miss something where larry’s family is the only one there?

K, SUN’S OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT AND DEMOLISH THE PLACE

w. wait, how did this fix matthew and larry’s relationship?? hello? oh okay matthew’s also entomophobic now. got it. i mean, it is absolutely fair for matthew to be weirded out by bugs having just been attacked by them all night long, but that’s still like. a superficial fix in his relationship with his dad.

look. my sibling hasn’t worked with silver yet, but given the metals that they have worked with ― there is no way that necklace got melted down in the however little seconds they had. i know it was little, but being the sibling of an apprentice blacksmith, i cannot suspend my disbelief for this. sorry.

“there’s a hot chick buried somewhere in there” :||||||||||||||||

they’re gonna die. i’m focusing on the fact that they’re gonna die in order to ignore the gross making out in front of me. and also the fact that he’s trying to pressure her into sex. START DRIVING AWAY. why would you get out of the car???? lori do you have the key ― WHY AREN’T YOU DRIVING AWAY. NO WHY WOULD YOU ALSO GET OUT OF THE CAR

hhhhhhh this is awkward. why are you painting yourself purple? man why can’t this fraternity be like the one that got that girl her keys back . . . .

ahhh, research. my least favorite part of school

immediately i dislike this ghostie. immediately i dislike this father’s attitude towards drugs and fraternity/sorority socializing. why didn’t she close the door????

sam unless you two are about to commit inc*st i doubt the ghostie is gonna show up why did i bring up that thing

cloSE THE DOOR. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO THE FUCK SLEEPS WITH THEIR DOOR OPEN?????????

ah. that’s a puddle of blood. why is it the black girl who died :|

two very large men sneaking around an all-girls dorm room with a Very Recent crime scene. this isn’t suspicious at all. dean has Very Good Taste I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About

i don’t like this music At All

saam no, no, don’t do that in the middle of the street! oh my gods

ohshe’ssummoningthehookmanspirit

sam??? why??? are you letting her kiss you?

feqhugir you two are such fuckin’ dorks

that fire is gonna do jackshit, i hope y’all know. you need a forge to melt down metal, not a common hearth fire. also you’re gonna get caught.

oh she boutta die if they don’t get that silver melted down

uuuuuhhhhhhh does anyone know why people think the shifter in this episode was a sk*nw*lker? or was that just us being dum-dums? was there something we missed? like i looked it up and apparently they’re mentioned in the episode, but i don’t remember that happening, so . . . . ??

yeah, dean, sam has a life. why wouldn’t he talk to his friends?

   . . . wait does he talk to his friends beyond this point

“yeah, that’s called lying” n. not,,,,really?

“i know zach, he’s no killer” isn’t that like. one of The most common excuses made?

Jesus that house is HUGE. how fuckin’ rich are you? also how much salt n’ pepper d’you want

nooo sam why would you choose police officer as your cover Q_Q dean you’re an officer of bullshit s’what you are

. . . y’know, i think that’s the first time i’ve seen dean look actively uncomfortable around a woman. also no, this Definitely Isn’t Your Kind Of Problem

becky is just a few feet away in the kitchen wouldn’t she at least hear their voices?

oh-oh dude’s boutta die.    uh . . . are they both boutta die? why the fuck didn’t he finish untying her?

that is WAY too bright to be five fuckin’ thirty. it isn’t even that bright in the summertime

“dark doubles” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

ew ew ew ew ew eW EW EW EW EW EW

and that is why you do not impersonate police officers. aside from the whole acab thing.

GHRUWIGHRWG DEAN JUST FUCKIN WENT WE’RE NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS

if it’s lived here for a while, that brings up the question of why it’s ramping up its speed in murdering errbody. also why did no one notice two big men climbing out of a sewer hole. Uh Oh dean got snitcheded

if you are suspicious theN WHY DID YOU TOSS HIM THE KEYS

oh that’s a rope around his neck

oh no becky boutta die. also where is proper dean? oh hi there he is. becky that was rude ― why is shifter-dean so serious

BANG there go the door thing

beastie why ― ok. if the beastie just wants someone to love him, then why is he killing all these people??? that. that is entirely counterproductive. also does no one hear her screaming? or is that why the police were there in the beginning of the episode

what is this music choice. why is the beastie strippin ― EW oh geez that looks fuckin painful

sam. sam give him your coat so he can hide his head. DEAN Y’DUMBASS YOU JINXED IT

ooaaaaah becky be there in the sewer das bad. why did the shifter turn back int ― oh okay that’s why. thanks for explaining.

so the thing that stuck out to me this episode was their handling of ― well. refer to my sighing in the post below.

charlie, in some unspecified period of time before canon, is dating a boy who frightens her. because he frightens her, she wants to leave their relationship; good choice. however, when she tells him that she’s leaving, he gives her an ultimatum: “stay or i’ll kill myself”. she doesn’t think he’s being serious and leaves. he is presumably found dead the next day.    now, both dean and sam point out that charlie was not responsible for her ex-boyfriend killing himself ― but the episode itself doesn’t really do much to “absolve” charlie of the supposed blame. and that . . . doesn’t sit well with me.

oh we’re opening on a sleepover with truth or dare. is making out with boys really what twelve year old girls care about? also i thought you couldn’t change your Truth or Dare once you’ve said which it is. also also, why do you girls have so many lit candles??? could. could someone maybe blow out a few of those that’s a fire hazard and i am Uncomfy.

. . . . . spooky girl in the mirrors. mr. dad’s gon die

side note; how come no one ever says bloody mary as fast as they can in these things? like, why is it always “bloody mary” *dramatic pause and repeat*

oh hi that’s blood. damn gurl y’got some lungs on yeh

Nightmares! sam you should get someone to hypnotize you to sleep without dreams.

“look man ― no.” snert

WHY ARE YOU BRIBING HIM

speaking of whys, why does this morgue dude look like he’s giving out the latest juicy gossip? like, leaning in conspiratorially and everythi ― ahfgiuoewhgiw goddamn this guy is so easily bribed

this is a fuNERAL WHY AREN’T YOU DRESSED APPROPRIATELY. rude asses. aaand now you’re snooping through the house. you’re lucky what’s her face takes your half-explanation at face value

ghrwoighirw bloody mary is voldemort. also i always thought the bloody mary legend was a reference to the queen and how so many people died during her reign? just . . . weird discrepency here, that the version i know isn’t mentioned here. (because obviously all the things i know should be in every TV show)

jill, honey, you’re a doomed dumbass and i hope you rest in peace.

that’s a very angry-looking reflection innit

oh look issa nightmare again. i mean . . . at least he’s sleeping?

so . . . would mary go after someone who had been involved in a death but was unaware of it? or does she only go after people who are secretly convinced it was their fault and don’t want anyone else to know? just ― weird beastie.

i mean. technically, donna said it four times.

i wonder how long that freakout’s gonna follow charlie for . . . or if she’s ever gonna try and explain what was going on with her then.

*my longest disappointed sigh about the handling of suicide and victim blaming in media and especially media in the early 2000s ever*

i think this is one of the most haphazardly organized stores i’ve ever seen. how the fuck does anyone find anything in this place?

jesus, sam, just say it three times and get it over with. christicles.

do. do the police officers not hear the glass smashing inside? or are they too far away to hear it? also ugh, wow that looks gross and painful. DOES NO ONE SEE DEAN PUNCH OUT THE POLICEMEN? i mean, like, acab, so who gives a shit. but seriously, does no one notice?

ooooh. whatever this episode’s faults may be, i really like mary coming out of her mirror ― god damn that is some cool editing. also, good on you, dean! quick thinking for the win :D oh bejeezus that’s a helluva lot deeper of a voice than i expected for mary

and now, skediddly ‘fore anyone shows up to see the damage done to the mirrors!

“so what was that secret you had, anyway” “nooo, i have to be coy for a future plot point!”

i have none. no thoughts, head empty, self tired.    ok but in all honesty, i did like dean being afraid of plane rides; as with the previous episode, it makes him more of a person as opposed to just a loose collection of Straight Macho Man character traits. also we got more moments with sam and dean being lil shits to each other! that was fun, i liked it :D

while i get that one-off characters are that for a reason, i do wish amanda and/or jerry would come back some other episode. it’d be nice to see them again. and, speaking of jerry, it was really cool to see that yeah! hunting these monsters does have a postive affect on people! we’ve never met him before, but john and dean have, and he definitely remembers the help they gave him ― this is proof that, in the long run, being a hunter is worth it.    . . . of course, it’d be more impactful evidence if we got more characters like jerry, but i’ll take what i can get.

anyway, that was episode four ― i don’t know if we’ll do ep5, because like i said above, i’m really tired! also i still gotta do the dishes before i go to bed, so there’s that. in any case, whenever we watch next, we’ll see you then. so long!

“hawaiian music plays” aww how nice! the brothers are on vacation in the tropics ― oh. it’s an airport. okay, then they’re going on vacation! no? just this random upset dude getting possessed by black sand? alright. cool. also i wonder if the dude who went “what are the odds of dying in a plane ride” was in cahoots with the black sand

ghrwioghwr this plane attendant lady’s reaction to his eyes going black is the best ― just like, “. . . . . k.”

black sand you have horrible taste in puns.

aaaaand the plane is going down down down. wheeeeeee! i don’t think anyone is enjoying this ride.

“you can’t bring it home like that” you know, assuming you have a home to bring it back to in the first place. also, sam, take a goddAMN NAP.

“i'm . . . taking some time off.” does ― does sam ever actually go back to college and finish his degree? does he ever even show any interest in doing so after the whole jess subplot is tied up?

“i don’t have that kind of clearance” “no prob, man, i’ll just have impersonate members of the government!”

i’ve seen a few clips of later seasons so compared to those, like. dean and sam are dressed so fucking unprofessionally bejeesus.

“what are you, nuts?” this coming from the dude who thought he saw a man with blackened eyes rip off the emergency exit door one-handed. i mean, he actually did see it, but still. the pot and the kettle are a tad too close in shade for him to be throwing any rocks. i’m mixing up my metaphors here, i think

eyy! they’re dressed professionally now! aw, dean, it’s okay, your disguises will get more sophisticated later :) i mean you won’t like those any better either but you don’t need to know that

woog dassa wreckeded plane innit

hey! don’t bash on the home made emf emitter! dean was smart enough to make it himself, i think that’s really ― GHRUIWGRW HE USES SAM TO WIPE THE STUFF OF HIS HAND

woop! time to power-waddle ― er, sorry ― run out of there!

ahh i feel sorry for this man. especially considering he ALSO gets possessed by the black sand!

i ― *sigh* goddamn remember when demonic possession was an entirely new thing in this show? and the battle between heaven and hell and all their separate minions wasn’t a central conflict?

sir you CAN’T USE THE SAME BAD PUN TWICE

ahhh, that age-old habit of wishing and/or knowing your parent/s must have the answers to everything . . . too bad john ain’t there to let them know if he does or not

hhhh i hate this next bit :| lalalalalalalalalalalalala i’m not listening

whggrhwiog dean sweetie you’re doing great just close your eyes and hold on tight (although, honestly? i don’t really blame him for his dislike of the takeoff; i always hated that part the most)

“someone in emotional distress” so, like . . . . dean?

ghruwighuwr sam, sam, quit motherhenning

“don’t mind me . . . . . just putting my beats near your heads . . . . nothing out of the ordinary here . . . .”

i know saying the name of god in latin makes demons flinch, but it just basically looked like he got the heebie-jeebies asfanfkwrnglirwhgl

does. does no one else hear this? also why does he say “i know what happened to your girlfriend” only to then follow it up with “she must have died screaming” as if to imply he doesn’t actually know what happened to her?

very convenient that sam managed to find the right page while the plane’s going down.

i like amanda! i am adopting her in my fics.

“we’ll see you around jerry” and then he’s never mentioned again . . . . i’m gonna adopt him into my fics, too.

the things that stuck out to me the most this episode were the first hints that dean actually is good around kids, or at least that he is to a certain extent/he can be. this is not because it means i can make children adopt dean in my fanfiction, i don’t know what you’re talking about ― no, this is because we now have more characterization for dean aside from “rough and tumble macho hunter dude who thinks with his dick all the time”. i mean, obviously those other things still hold true, but isn’t it lovely to see the duality of man? :D