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I love dusky pinks. this too is an earth tone, to the evolved mind 

“as you do” <- for incredibly eccentric and even impossible actions

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

please let me go here when i die

Dante’s Divine Drive-in

Dante, Drive-Ins and Dives

we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic

scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

they are sending their familiars and their lab assistants to fight each other in the forests and in the parking lots

so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote “fifty dollars fucking exactly”, and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not

the next time i see @loononthepond in real life i am handing her a check for “two dollars fucking exactly” and we will report back with results

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish

petition to change all of academia’s “et al” to “& besties”

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy