Posting posts catered specifically to me

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

a tired mime on break leaning against nothing and smoking an invisible cigarette

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon