SUPERIORITY

black panther (2018 film and 2016 comic) starters .   always feel free to change pronouns  /   wording !

TWILIGHT   :

❛ I’d never given much thought to how I would die. ❜

❛ But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. ❜

❛ Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder. ❜

❛ Can’t you just thank me and get over it? ❜

❛ I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. ❜

❛ Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. ❜

❛ I’m the world’s most dangerous predator. ❜

❛ My family… we’re different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. ❜

❛ But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me.   ❜

❛ I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. ❜

❛ I mean, he just looks at you like you’re something to eat. ❜

❛ Anything you need, tour guide, lunch date, shoulder to cry on? ❜

❛ I’m really kind of the suffer-in-silence type. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna let this go, are you? ❜

❛ I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it. ❜

❛ I’m sorry if I’m being rude to you all the time, I just think it’s the best way. ❜

❛ You know, your mood swings are kind of giving me whiplash. ❜

❛ It’s always the same inane questions: “Who are you?” ❜

❛ If you’d just let the venom spread, I could be like you right now. ❜

❛ I’m dying, already. Every second I get closer, older. ❜

❛ You’re alone, ‘cause you’re faster than the others. But not stronger. ❜

❛ Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me? ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re saying. You don’t want this.  ❜

❛ What did you expect, coffins and dungeons and moats? ❜

NEW  MOON   :    

❛ It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me.  ❜

❛ Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all? ❜

❛ I’m alright, until I’m alone. And lately that’s all the time. ❜

❛ So, please. Don’t make me choose. Cause it’ll be him. ❜

❛ You don’t know a thing about his soul. ❜

❛ If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you. ❜

❛ You can’t trust vampires…trust me. ❜

❛ Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. ❜

❛ It’s my job to protect you. From everyone…except my sister. ❜

❛ Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in a hospital? ❜

❛ I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to both of you, for how I’ve acted. ❜

❛ But this isn’t the life I would’ve chosen, for myself. ❜

❛ Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? ❜

❛ I’ve done it again…I keep breaking my promise. ❜

❛ What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened? ❜

❛ Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision? ❜

❛ Oh, so you’re the vampire girl. ❜

❛ You can’t break up with me. I mean— I mean you’re my best friend. ❜

❛ I know that I’ve been…hurting you. Its—its killing me, it kills me! ❜

❛ You know exactly what I’m talking about. ❜

❛ But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love?  ❜

❛ Although I was surprised you even called at all. ❜

❛ I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. ❜

❛ I’m really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. ❜

ECLIPSE   :

❛ I know the consequences of the choice you’re making. ❜

❛ I promise to love you every moment of forever. ❜

❛ Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts? ❜

❛ If I asked you to stay in the car, would you? ❜

❛ You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are. ❜

❛ You’ll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off.  ❜

❛ I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating. ❜

❛ You feel something for me. You just won’t admit it. ❜

❛ Never go for the obvious kill. They’ll be expecting that. And you will lose.❜

❛ Never turn your back on your enemy. ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into. ❜

❛ Well, it’s just… It’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you. ❜

❛ See, you’d just turn her into a bloodsucking demon like you. ❜

❛ If you’d stayed away another six months, I could’ve made her happy. ❜

❛ I’m not going to force her into anything, ever again. ❜

❛ When you thought she was gone… that you’d lost her… How did you… cope? ❜

❛ Impressive, I’ve never seen a coven of this magnitude intact. ❜

❛ If you’d arrived a half hour ago you would’ve fulfilled your purpose. ❜

❛ You don’t need to do that, she’ll tell you anything you wanna know. ❜

❛ The Volturi don’t give second chances. Keep that in mind. ❜

❛ It appears we’ve missed an entertaining fight.. ❜

❛ There’s no words. But I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. ❜

❛ This might sound odd but I’m glad you’re here. ❜

❛ I don’t want that. I never wanted that. ❜

BREAKING  DAWN   :

❛ Last night was the best night of my existence. ❜

❛ Where have you been? We were gonna put your face on a milk carton. ❜

❛ I’m just trying to appreciate your last night as a human. ❜

❛ I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna start something that we’ll have to finish. ❜

❛ Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human.  ❜

❛ I had a bad habit of underestimating you. ❜

❛ Every obstacle you faced, I thought you wouldn’t have overcome it. ❜

❛ I’ve never thanked you for this extraordinary life. ❜

❛ My life as a human was over, but I’ve never felt more alive. ❜

❛ I didn’t expect you to seem so… you. Except for the creepy eyes. ❜

❛ Even mature vampires have problems with that. ❜

❛ You need to get your thirst under control. ❜

❛ I’m amazed you ran away from human blood mid hunt. ❜

❛ I’ll never let anybody hurt you. ❜

❛ Will you dance with me? ❜

❛ This is how I’m gonna remember you. Pink cheeks. Two left feet. Heartbeat. ❜

❛ Come on, you’re not supposed to be the one crying, ❜

❛ It’s not like you’re gonna have real honeymoon with him, anyway. ❜

❛ Are you out of your mind? Huh? You’ll kill her! ❜

❛ How many days has it been since the wedding? ❜

❛ Can vampires go into shock? ❜

❛ I thought you understood… They have something I want. ❜

tw for toxic relationships & self hatred  /  change pronouns as necessary

“the rain washes not just the earth, but our souls as well”

“tell me i’m cute, tell me i’m worthy”

“you imagine what you desire”

“i know i screw up a lot but please don’t leave”

“forget the entire world with me”

“i try to suffocate the feelings before they can suffocate me”

“you have a right to be here”

“the story is yet to come”

“the universe created you for a reason”

“there is an ache in my heart that never goes away”

“be gentle with yourself”

“i am a fish in a net, still living”

“for you i’d bleed myself dry”

“don’t burn yourself up to give others light”

“i love you, i love you, i love you”

“i want to kiss you until the world completely stops”

“i want to lay in a lot of tall grass where no one can see me and i can stare at the sky in peace”

“is it just me or does the whole world suck”

“i wish i could love myself”

“hold me, please. i’m not ready to face the world”

“my thoughts drip out of my skull, into my eyes & down my cheeks”

“a breathtaking epiphany surrounded by tragedy”

“i spend my nights overthinking & imagining scenarios that will never happen”

“the dark is comforting”

“keep those you love inside of you with memories”

“i’m in love with everything connecting me to this existence”

“he doesn’t consume me—i consume myself”

“i can’t bare the thought of my reality”

“are you happy with the life you’re living?”

“you are a child of the universe”

“Are you sure that’s enough ammunition?”

“We can’t do this unarmed!”

“I’ve never even held one of these before.”

“This looks like it hasn’t been used in years. I guess we have no choice.”

“Another day, another battle.”

“You’ll get used to it.”

“Don’t worry. Once we begin, you won’t be able to think about it.”

“What do you think’s out there?”

“Truthfully, I’m terrified.”

“I think this is goodbye.”

“I would say that having you here makes it better, but that would be a lie.”

“We’re not going to make it, are we?”

“Stick with me and you’ll be safe.”

“I’ve faced worse odds than this before.”

“You look like a real warrior.”

“If you’re scared out there, scream. I won’t be able to help, but at least I’ll know I’m not alone.”

“It’s going to be okay.”

“I’ll see you on the other side.”

“Don’t forget to breathe.”

“If you’re going to pass out, at least have the pride to make them attack you first.”

“Stay here. You aren’t ready for this.”

“I promised I would keep you safe.”

“I will make them kneel. And you will help me.”

“We can’t lose today.”

“I’ll never forgive you if you die before I can kill you myself.”

“We won’t fall to them.”

“Keep your chin up. No losing the battle before we even start it.”

“We’re unstoppable!”

“They’ll sing of our heroism for decades to come.”

“Impossible odds? Just what I like to hear.”

1. “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!” 

2. “I’m guessing you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling.” 

3. “Also, I can kill you with my brain.” 

4. “Time for some thrilling heroics.” 

5. “Your mouth is talking. You might want to look into that.” 

6. “No power in the ‘verse can stop me!” 

7. “We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.” 

8. “If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.” 

9. “If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back!” 

10. “Might have been on the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.” 

11. “My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” 

12. “Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.” 

13. “She/he/it is beginning to damage my calm.” 

14. “Everything’s shiny, _______. Not to fret.” 

15. “This must be what going mad feels like.” 

16. “They don’t like it when you shoot at ‘em. I worked that out myself.” 

17. “My food is problematic.” 

18. “No more running. I aim to misbehave.” 

19. “We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, _______. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.” 

20. “The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here to Judgement Day if he’s got enough rosemary.” 

21. “I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.” 

22. “Shake your head, ______. Your eyes are stuck.”  

23. “My work’s illegal, but at least it’s honest.” 

24. “I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can. How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?” 

25. “You don’t know me, ______, so let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.” 

26. “I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.” 

27. “I do believe that ______’s planning to shoot me again.” 

28. “You paid money for this, _______? On purpose?” 

29. “So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways?” 

29. “I brought you some supper, but if you’d prefer a lecture, I have a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire… one has lepers.”

30. “Why is there a statue of you in the middle of this town square?”    

31. “Point of interest? Offering to shoot us, don’t work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.” 

32. “If I wanted schooling, I’d’ve gone to school.” 

33. “Maybe I’ll give him/her a tattoo while s/he’s out.” 

34. “I am a large, semi-muscular wo/man. I can take it.” 

35. “What’d ya’ll order a dead guy for?” 

THE   MAZE    RUNNER   :

❛ He didn’t just see it. He killed it. ❜

❛ Great, we’re all bloody inspired. ❜

❛ Hell of a first day, [NAME]. Here. Put some hair on your chest. ❜

❛ Oh my God! What is that? ❜

❛ Trust me, the maze is a dangerous place. ❜

❛ He saved your life today. ❜

❛ We’re trapped here, aren’t we? ❜

❛ For the moment, but… you see those guys, there, by the fire? ❜

❛ How long have they been looking? ❜

❛ Its a lot easier said than done. ❜

❛ Listen. Hear that? It’s the maze, changing. It changes every night. ❜

❛ How is that even possible? ❜

❛ You can ask the people who put us in here, if you ever meet the bastards. ❜

❛ They are the strongest and the fastest of us all. ❜

❛ Of course, no one’s ever seen one and lived to tell about it. ❜

❛ It’s a girl. I think she’s dead. ❜

❛ Be careful, don’t die. ❜

❛ Well, what do you suggest we do? ❜

❛ Things are changing. There’s no denying that. ❜

❛ You were there with him. What do you think? ❜

❛ Look, if you want to throw the newbie a parade, that’s fine. ❜

❛ I am sure by now you all must be very confused… angry, frightened. ❜

❛ The people who put you here, I worked with them.  ❜

❛ Why would they send us up if we were with them? ❜

THE   SCORCH    TRAILS   :

❛ I’m slowly going crazy.  ❜

❛ I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people. ❜

❛ You’re not… her. You could never be her. ❜

❛ You think I have a bloody clue? ❜

❛ Bunch of crazies want to eat us for breakfast, by the looks of it. ❜

❛ We need to find another room, have a Gathering. ❜

❛ All this noise is driving nails through my buggin’ skull. ❜

❛ Wait here. ❜

❛ Don’t let me turn into one of those things. ❜

❛ Whose side are you on? ❜

❛ Maybe I’m just being paranoid, but I gotta find out for sure. ❜

❛ You kids wouldn’t last one day out in the Scorch. ❜

❛ Hope is a dangerous thing. ❜

❛ Hope has killed more of my friends than the Flare and Scorch combined. ❜

❛ I’m not asking anyone to come with me. ❜

❛ This, what you’re talking about, is impossible. ❜

❛ They’ll never stop. They’ll never stop, so, I’m gonna stop them. ❜

❛ Well, that’s a good speech, kid. So what’s your plan? ❜

❛ I have to admit… I’d like some revenge. ❜

❛ Remember… I love you. I love you, [NAME]. ❜

❛ I don’t think anybody every really leaves this place. ❜

❛ You ever get the feeling the whole world is against you? ❜

❛ Where did you come from? Where’re you going? How can I profit? ❜

❛ They won’t feel a thing. ❜

THE    DEATH    CURE   :

❛ But even if it’s not my first, it’s likely to be my last. ❜

❛ I want you to know that I’m not scared. ❜

❛ It’s losing myself to this virus, that’s what scares me. ❜

❛ If I could do it all over again, I would. And I wouldn’t change a thing. ❜

❛ There’s no guarantee we’ll make it back from this. ❜

❛ But we started it together, we might as well end it that way too.  ❜

❛ Don’t look at him. Why are you looking at him? Look at me. ❜

❛ Well… Nobody’s perfect.. ❜

❛ How many kids do they have to roud up, torture, kill? ❜

❛ When the hell does it stop? ❜

❛ There is no goddamn cure! ❜

❛ You can’t save everyone, [NAME]. ❜

❛ If we find a cure that’s the only way all of this was worth it. ❜

❛ Do you regret it? What you did to us? ❜

❛ I knew I would follow you anywhere. And I have. ❜

❛ I know you’ll find a way to do what’s right. You always have. ❜

❛ Take care of everyone for me. And take care of yourself. ❜

❛ You deserve to be happy. ❜

❛ Why are you helping us? I put a spear through your chest. ❜

❛ It stops when we find a cure. ❜

❛ Am I missing something here? ❜

❛ I did what I thought was right. ❜

❛ You can save your friends, or you can save us all. ❜

feel free 2 change pronouns & such

[text:]   you  will  machete  through  this!!  **make it

[text:]  wait you like me ?? for my personality ???

[text:]  i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.

[text:]  make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.

[text:]  hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[text:]  am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes

[text:]  words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10

[text:]  that’s a terrible idea.

[text:]  you’re a terrible idea.

[text:]  what, pray tell, the fuck

[text:]  sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg

[text:]  do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk

[text:]  the only fetish i’m into is attention❜

[text:]  dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think❜

[text:]  we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.❜

[text:]  hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????❜

[text:]  i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me❜

[text:]  when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.❜

[text:]  are you going to be a bitch your whole life?❜

[text:]  we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao

[text:]  wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment

[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit

[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want

[text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up

“She has saved your lives again and again.”

“You actually think you have a shot with her?”

“A fella’s gotta try though.”

“Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.”

“Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something!”

“Their strong and I can’t fight. If they get in, I can’t protect you.”

“You think you have to protect me?”

“Oh, not with the girl power bit!”

“Is it difficult or time consuming?”

“I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.”

“Think that’s my cue to put some clothes on.”

“I feel safe with you…”

“I have come to redefine the words ‘pain’ and ‘suffering’ since i fell in love with you.”

“Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead !!!”

“I’d bite you in a heartbeat.”

“Don’t speak latin in front of the books.”

“I understand this sort of thing requites ice cream of some sort.”

“You’re cutting off my circulation !!!”

“On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty.”

“Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.”

“I was going to ask you to go out with me tomorrow night and i’m kinda nervous about it actually.”

“I like that. You’re unpredictable.”

“I’m 1120 years old. Just give me a frickin’ beer!”

“No i’m a rebel, you’re an idiot.”

“Love isn’t brains children, it’s blood.”

“I may be love’s bitch, but at least i’m man enough to admit it.”

“I’ve done things with you I can’t spell, but i’ve never been close to anyone. Ever. Least of all you, until last night.”

“All I did was hold you, watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life. So yeah, i’m terrified.”

“I could do that but i’m paralyzed with not caring very much.”

“I wasn’t lurking! I was standing around. It’s a whole different vibe.”

“Is everyone here very stoned?”

“I’m insane, what’s his excuse?”

“It’s nice to watch you be happy. I don’t see that a lot.”

“Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.”

“I violently dislike you.”

“I’m counting on you.”

“I’m using you.”

“I’m not ready for you to not be here.”

“And remember if you hurt her, I will beat you death with a shovel.”

“I never knew you had so much rage in you.”

“I don’t want to be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.”

“Try on my world. See how it feels.”

“Are there drinks in your world?”

“She irons her jeans! She’s evil!”

“No weapon forged can stop me.”

“Do you see this? This might actually help me fight my war. This may be the key to everything.”

“Look, i’m tired of defensive, weird mixed signals.”

“Just get to the truth. I don’t know how you felt about last night.”

“God i’m such a jerk. I can’t do this.”

“It was the best night of my life.”

“I will make him die in ways he can’t imagine.”

“That would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”

“I may be dead, but i’m still pretty.”

“What can I say, I flunked the written.”

“Without passion, we’d be truly dead.”

“You think you know what’s to come, what you are. You haven’t even begun.”

“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.”

“If you wanna kill the world, then start with me. I’ve earned that.”

“You’re not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?”

“You up for a little reconnaissance?”

“No guy is worth your life! Not ever!”

“I don’t wanna deal with this right now. I’m taking a break from dealing.”

“If I see one more display of testosterone poisoning and I will personally put both of you in the hospital.”

“You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends.”

“You’ll be in love until it kills you both.”

“Let’s face it. None of us will have a happy, normal relationship.”

“I know you’ll never love me.”

“I know i’m a monster, but you treat me like a man.”

“Everything I feel, everything I touch….this is hell.”

“I thought you were a myth.”

“We both know that there are real monsters.”

“But there are real heroes that fight monsters, and that’s me.”

“I’m the thing monsters have nightmares about.”

“There isn’t a word in the dictionary that can explain your type of beauty.”

“Can you send me a picture? I want to prove to all of my friends that angels really do exist.”

“You might need to call an ambulance… Missing you this much is killing me.”

“If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would belong to you.”

“They say nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing?”

“I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile.”

“Do you have a name… Or can I call you MINE?”

“Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you, not matter how hard I try not to.”

“Your smile could light up an entire city.”

“The moon and the sun are both jealous of how brightly you shine.”

“It may be cloudy out, but you create rays of sunshine wherever you go.”

“I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.”

“On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve it is having you by my side.”

“A hundred miles away and you’re still here right in my heart.”

SHIP TO WRECK

“remind me, what was it that i said?”

“did i drink too much?”

“am i losing touch?”

“what’s with the long face?”

“do you want more?”

WHAT KIND OF MAN

“you were on the other side, like always.”

“i was drunk enough to deal with it.”

“sometimes you’re half in and then you’re half out.”

“how do you manage to have me crawling back for more?”

HOW BIG, HOW BLUE, HOW BEAUTIFUL

“now there’s a few things we have to burn.”

“tell me you see it too.”

“i’m happy you’re beside me.”

“maybe i’ll see you in another life if this one wasn’t enough.”

QUEEN OF PEACE

“what is it worth when all that’s left is hurt?”

“some things never sleep.”

“come on, is this what you want?”

“somebody’s gotta lose.”

“you’re driving me away.”

VARIOUS STORMS & SAINTS

“i gave myself over willingly.”

“i am teaching myself how to be free.”

“if you could just forgive yourself…”

“some things you let go in order to live.”

“i know you’re bleeding, but you’ll be okay.”

“one day this will be over - i swear it’s not so far away.”

DELILAH

“i’m gonna be free and i’m gonna be fine.”

“these chains never leave me.”

“can’t you let me know?”

“never knew i was a dancer.”

LONG & LOST

“are you missing me?”

“is it too late to come on home?”

“i figured out where i belong.”

CAUGHT

“it’s the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do.”

“when i sleep, i never dream of you.”

“i can’t keep calm - i can’t keep still.”

“i forget all that i’ve been taught.”

THIRD EYE

“it tore you open.”

“you don’t know why.”

“you don’t have to be a ghost.”

“you deserve to be loved.”

“i’m the same. i’m trying to change.”

ST. JUDE

“each side is a loser, so who cares who fired the gun?”

“maybe i’ve always been more comfortable in chaos.”

“i couldn’t keep my mouth shut.”

“i’m trying to find the meaning.”

MOTHER

“won’t you leave me?”

“i want no more than this.”

“can you protect me from what i want?”

“all these couples are kissing.”

HIDING

“you don’t have to tell me why.”

“not sure i can deal with this.”

“i know there’s a part of you that i just cannot reach.”

“you don’t have to let me in, just know that i’m still here.”

“it’s your pride that’s keeping us still so far apart.”

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

“i never thought i’d be a killer.”

“while you’ve been saving your neck, i’ve been breaking mine for you.”

“make up your mind before i make it up for you.”

“let me live or let me love you.”

WHICH WITCH

“it’s an old scar.”

“who’s a heretic now?”

“am i making sense?”

“you can’t tell me to regret.”

“i’m on trial.”

PURE FEELING

“it was more than i could bear.”

“you know, i hoped to see you there.”

“i keep on moving in the spaces where you used to be.”

“i knew that this would end in tears.”

CONDUCTOR

“does that make you mine?”

“this work is never done.”

“who’s in control? who’s playing who?”

“i know this part so well.”

AS FAR AS I COULD GET

“wasting my goddamn time.”

“i went as far as i could get.”

“i am unloved.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast. ❜

❛ You are going to break your promise. ❜

❛ I understand. ❜

❛ And I hold my hands over the ears of my heart, so that I will not hate you. ❜

❛ Oh, I will be cruel to you. ❜

❛ It will stop your breath, how cruel I can be. ❜

❛ But you understand, don’t you? ❜

❛ I am a demanding creature. ❜

❛ I am selfish and cruel and extremely unreasonable. ❜

❛ For you alone I will be weak. ❜

❛ I do not tolerate a world emptied of you. ❜

❛ In the dark, I have pored over the loss of you like pale gold. ❜

❛ I have looked for your face in the patterns of the ice. ❜

❛ I moved the earth and the water for you. ❜

❛ Because my magic is as strong as an arm. ❜

❛ Magic does that. It wastes you away. ❜

❛ Magic does that. It wastes you away. Once it grips you by the ear, the real world gets quieter and quieter, until you can hardly hear it at all. ❜

❛ You will always run away with her. ❜

❛ You will always lose her. ❜

❛ You will always be a fool. ❜

❛ War is not for winning. ❜

❛ But her heart was so cold that she could hold ice in her mouth and it would never melt. ❜

❛ You look like a winter night. ❜

❛ But if you must be clever, then be clever. ❜

❛ Be brave. ❜

❛ Sleep with fists closed and shoot straight. ❜

❛ She is so stubborn, her heart has an argument with her head every time it wants to beat. ❜

❛ How I adore you. ❜

❛ Tell me you want what you want and damn me forever. But don’t leave me. ❜

❛ Oh, quit that. ❜

❛ In his own country, death can be kind. ❜

❛ Bad luck relies on absolutely perfect timing. ❜

❛ Someone ought to write a novel about me. ❜

❛ I savor bitterness - it is born of experience. It is the privilege of one who has truly lived. ❜

❛ What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists? ❜

❛ After love, no one is what they were before. ❜

❛ In the space of one heartbeat to another I loved you and I was lost to you. ❜

❛ No one is now what they were before the war. There’s just no getting any of it back. ❜

❛ How long your hair has grown. You could strangle a man in it. ❜

❛ I have survived, but I have not been spared. ❜

❛ After all, when all else is gone, you may still have bitterness in abundance. ❜

❛ I’ve a devil of a habit for being right. ❜

❛ Everyone is a criminal! ❜

❛ Naturally, then, humans fall into three categories: the criminal, the not-yet-criminal, and the not-yet-caught. ❜

❛ Forests have secrets. ❜

❛ We are better at this than you are. ❜

❛ We can hold two terrible ideas at once in our hearts. ❜

❛ It’s not so bad, my darling. ❜

❛ I look at you and it is like my throat being cut. ❜

❛ Do you think I am a fool? ❜

❛ Did you never think, even once, that I loved lipstick and rouge for more than their color alone? ❜

❛ I still want to kiss you. ❜

❛ I hate it here. ❜

❛ He’ll burn you down like wax if you let him. ❜

❛ Did I not come to you on my knees with a kingdom in my hand? ❜

❛ I am not a little girl anymore, dazzled by your magic. It is my magic, now, too. ❜

❛ My heart is being cut in two. I cannot bear it. ❜

texts the other memes at 3 am:

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable:

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted:

always has to host the impromptu sleepover:

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of:

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie:

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight:

is the ‘ mom friend ‘:

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail:

is the better wingman to the other:

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: 

1.  ❝ [name]., please! You’re a good person but you’re making all the wrong decisions!   ❞

2.  ❝ You don’t need to do this!  ❞

3.  ❝ [name], what are you doing?!  ❞

4.  ❝ [name], please! This isn’t right! This isn’t you!  ❞

5.  ❝ You’re wrong! There’s always another choice!  ❞

6.  ❝ [name], I know you’re scared but you don’t have to be..  ❞

7.  ❝ I can keep you safe.  ❞

8.  ❝ You don’t have to be alone all the time. I’m here for you.  ❞

9.  ❝ I’m not going anywhere.  ❞

10.  ❝ Just talk to me, please?  ❞

11.  ❝ That doesn’t make it right!  ❞

12.  ❝ [name], you’re asking yourself a very complicated question with a very simple answer!  ❞

13.  ❝ Stop pushing me away and let me help you!  ❞

14.  ❝ I don’t care what you say, I’m not leaving your side.  ❞

15.  ❝ Why are you so stubborn?! Can’t you see I’m just trying to help?!  ❞

16.  ❝ [name]! Are you okay?!  ❞

17.  ❝ I’m not forcing you to open up, but I just wish you would..  ❞

18.  ❝ I know asking you to do such a task is difficult when you believe the universe is against you, but believe me when I tell you this: not everyone you meet is going to be against you.  ❞

19.  ❝ I understand, you’re surrounded by guilt and fear. You believe every small thing is possibly your fault, but it’s not.  ❞

*  A MIXTURE OF QUEER EYE PROMPTS , TAKEN FROM SEASON 1 , CHANGE PRONOUNS AS YOU WISH .

❝ God forbid you drink something at [Name]’s place.. ❞

❝ You put a living room where the crack den used to be!  ❞

❝ I see straight people! ❞

❝ It’s 1984. They want their decorations back. ❞

❝ My God, it’s like a Toys-R-Us crack den. ❞

❝ Aww, pearl earrings to go with my pearl necklace! ❞

❝ I need a ritalin smoothie to remember all this. ❞

❝ I thought they would have made you into some corporate yuppie type.❞

❝ Where’d you get this shirt? ❞

❝ Don’t use that kind of language around me. ❞

❝ See? Everything is better in cashmere. ❞

❝ Can I call you my bitch? ❞

❝ Can I put my clothes back on? ❞

❝ Are you guys going to be offended if you come back and it’s like… ❞

❝ What are the other three guys doing back at my house?  ❞

❝ I was just thinking about something. .  ❞

❝ Wow, maybe back up singing isn’t such a bad gig after all. ❞

❝ You only have two pairs of pants! ❞

❝ I was like, “Who’s the homeless guy stealing the camera?” ❞

❝ You don’t have a complete inventory of all your couture? ❞

❝ You look like Ben and Jerry Affleck. ❞

❝ What’s this, your dreamcatcher? ❞

❝ Your boyfriend is working on my last gay nerve. ❞

❝ I could get any gay man to cuff me any day of the week.  ❞

❝ Now turn, turn, turn to the camera. What were you doing? ❞

❝ The vagina is leaving the building. ❞

❝ Do you know what the magic word is? ❞

❝ You know what, we’re laying in a random guy’s bed.. ❞

❝ That’s gonna shut the party down like a bad ferris wheel.  ❞

❝ I think you’ll find it’s a better investment in the long run. ❞

❝ I know all about good blow jobs, and this isn’t it. ❞

❝ No, it was a shithole. Can you say that? Shithole? ❞

❝ Who’s that much of an idiot that they need a whole guide to beer? ❞

❝ Life is to short to drink cheap booze. ❞

❝ One straight man, that’s all it takes, just one dirty straight man. ❞

❝ I’m feeling my inner Pochantas. ❞

❝ He’s neurotic and needy. God he’s like everyone I date! ❞

❝ You could put a harness in here. Good times. ❞

❝ I think he’s got something he’s not telling you. ❞

❝ These shoes won’t make me gay? ❞

❝ Who says there are no gays in the military? Someone designed the outfit. ❞

❝ Remember when you told me you’d make out with me if I got you a flat screen TV? ❞

❝ I can’t believe I asked an ex marine to make a chocolate souffle.. ❞

❝ He called you pretty boy. Are you going to take that? ❞

❝ I put in a clear shower curtain. ❞

❝ Repeat after me - I am worthy of highlights. ❞

❝ I’ve died and gone to gay-men’s heaven.  ❞

❝ Finding the porn is always a heart-felt moment. ❞

❝ This means I wanna give you a handjob. ❞

❝ They’re a little bit like a cheap hotel … no ballroom. ❞

❝ That means I love you in sign language. This means rock and roll. ❞

❝ You know what this means? Clean your toilet! ❞

❝ Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my! ❞  

❝ You live in a dump like a crazy person. This is freaking me out. ❞

❝ I’m sorry you’re stuck here with these smelly straight folk. ❞

❝ I think he wrote this book. He wrote this book after living here for a year. ❞

❝ Were you high? ❞

❝ It’s like taking a wire hanger from the cleaners and faux-painting it wood. ❞

❝ When you look at this color, what feeling does it evoke? ❞

❝ Here’s a tip for you: when buying a velour tracksuit, stop. ❞

❝ Now does he climb the poles and stuff? ❞

❝ Now let’s go try something new. Let’s make out! ❞

❝ If I didn’t know you, I’d try to lure you to a wayside rest area. ❞

❝ This is my pile of stuff I don’t like. Is it getting too big? ❞

❝ You know, if you don’t have a male role model in your life, bad things can happen. ❞

❝ Are you checking out my ass? ❞

❝ Thirty’s an important time in your life. I’m looking forward to it. ❞

❝ Look at all this wood. It’s definitely getting me in the mood.  ❞

❝ Just because you get your hair frosted doesn’t mean you’re gay. ❞

❝ I won’t call you a pervert if you won’t call me a big homo. ❞

❝ Let’s not worry about labels. ❞

❝ There’s no “I” in team. ❞

❝ They have the best tube socks. Ever. ❞

❝ Are we really throwing it over? ❞

❝ Did you break something? ❞