SUPER COOL CACTUS KID

make xmen “too political” 2k18

my flatmate has just rocked in with the two lesbianest lesbians i’ve ever seen and introduced them as “my sister and my sister’s… roommate”

They are going to pass all of their finals

who?

the student reading this ❤️

I mean thanks for the support but idk…

I mean, at this point I can’t afford to not reblog this

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor. Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

He’s a doctor.

doctor shaming

Never realized how huge they actually got