'Cause They Anus

If you need some pain management, I have the perfect perscription

If you’ve got something to say, Rogen, just say it.

I will as soon as you stop being so hostile with me.

Well I’m not yet offended so I suppose that’s a good thing then isn’t it?

Bonus then, I’m doing pretty good.

"Justin?" He frowned. "Why?"

We have a long standing Twitter-beef. I’m Canadian though, so I’m allowed. 

Hi

So long as you didn’t bring that Beiber clown with you, you should be safe. 

Would you really?! Seth, you’re the best. Doing things so I don’t get my hands dirty.

What can I say, I’m a stand up guy. 

And of course, you know, right? Haven’t spoken to me in year but you know everything. 

I know you pretty well, Ambs including how you to try to drown guilt in whiskey.

I feel as if we’ve started off on the wrong foot. Maybe we need to hit the reset button?

Its all good, I come off as a total ass. I just embrace it.

I guess nothing. Just warn me if you plant some shit up on the roof cause I wanted to try and do some sort of garden thingy and try not to forget about it.

Well I can’t now - you’ll probably call the cops or some shit.

Awesome, what are we waiting for, let’s do this!

That is very true. Well thank you for that.

Just the truth. 

Feelings mutual, sister.

I bet you have. And you probably believe all that trash too. 

There’s always some truth to their nonsense.