Ace Thoughts

What We Do in the Shadows more like Taika Waititi being adorable for two hours.

Cuddling with my boyfriend and he starts scratching my head affectionately. I look up at him and say, “Are you petting me like a dog because I’m your bitch?”

In my Shakespeare class we were discussing types of Shakespeare plays. My professor explains that all of Shakespeare’s comedies end in weddings. I never speak in this class, but I raised my hand. My poor, innocent professor looked in admiration at me and I opened my mouth for the first time since introductions and said, “All of Shakespeare’s comedies end in a wedding because marriage is a joke”. The light left that man’s eyes and all hope was lost. The hot guy next to me asked if I was okay.

Noods before dudes

Plain white bread is so good.

When Adam Young said, “She’d rather fall in chocolate than fall in love.” I felt that.

My sister just walked by my room and said, “Hey, Ashley” and I just went, “Yeah”. ._.

Love is like a fire. If put into the wrong hands, it can destroy everything.

I was driving in my car and “Welcome to the Black Parade” came on. I got so excited that I ran a stop sign.