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I finally realized why Carl hasn't opened his Christmas present yet. He no longer has any time to read in the dungeon, so he'd only be able to read them after the crawl. When the others gifted those books to Carl, it was their way of saying that they want him to survive. They want him to live past this horror to a time when he can read books again.
But Carl isn't planning on surviving the dungeon. He doesn't want to be confronted with this reminder that he doesn't have a future, that he'll likely never have a chance to read a book ever again 🫠
God dammit, this series finds new and exciting ways to step on my fucking heart.
then & now ♡
Oh my god, my heart
*★Safe Room★*
Let them have a fucking break 🙏
I don't like drawing a lot of characters in one image but I'll make an exception this time. These books got me going stupid

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humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way
Idk what kind of sleep marathons you're all having in the notes but when I sleep for 12+ hours I feel like shit afterwards.
it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"
there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension
we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making
Dehydration.
The reason you feel like shit after a long sleep is dehydration.
If you want a super long Victory Nap that doesn't make you feel like shit, here's your game plan:
1) eat. If you're prone to stomach problems or heartburn, make sure you're eating something you can sleep on.
2) drink. NO ALCOHOL (it makes sleep worse and also dehydrates you). Steer clear of soda pop, tea, and coffee; a non-caffeinated electrolyte drink is best. You want 12-16oz of liquid--about a big coffee cup's worth. I like to do a glass of water and a cup of herbal tea.
3) take a dose of melatonin. If you live in a country where it's prescription only, get a prescription. Please do not ask me to solve this problem for you. I'm American and get my melatonin at the grocery store. I CANNOT HELP YOU.
(3a. If you're one of those people where melatonin does nothing, try Benadryl.)
4) make your bed. Doesn't have to be fancy. Just make everything nice and not-tangled.
5) by now you should have to pee. Do that.
6) set an alarm for nine hours. Go to bed.
7) when you wake up, go to the bathroom. Do not use your phone.
8) go have a snack and a glass of water. Do Not Use Your Phone.
9) take another melatonin. DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE!
(It's because phone screens give off blue light and it cues your brain to go "oh, not sleepy time anymore.")
10) go back to bed. Set an alarm for nine hours.
11) while you wait for the melatonin to kick in, take a nice big luxurious stretch and just kind of notice where everything is. Settle all your bits and pieces into the mattress. Snuggle your pillow. Give your body lots of "time to sleep" cues. It may take a little bit to fall back asleep. That's fine. Don't stress over it--it'll keep you awake. Just let your brain go empty and sleep will come.
12) when you wake up, use the bathroom. Have another drink and snack.
13) go back to bed. Do not take a melatonin. Set your alarm for an hour.
14) you probably won't go back to sleep. That's fine. Relax your eyes, enjoy letting yourself get dozy and then wake up more slowly and naturally.
Do not skip steps. This is a method I've arrived at for post-trip relaxation through lots of trial and error. It's all here for a reason.
Enjoy!
Doing this to my characters.
Damn i wish I had like 3 days to try this
i dont agree with outdoor cats but i gotta admit the fact me and my roommate can fondly talk about local cats like theyre our beloved neighbours is pretty cool. do i know any of the humans who live in my neighborhood? not particularly. do i know the little tuxedo cat with the pink collar who recognises the ice cream truck music and comes out to get pets from all the kids? of course they're a local celebrity to me.
Hiii :)
I don't know if you wrote anything like this before, but is it possible to have a hurt villain x caretaker hero?
Btw i read a lot of your posts and I love everything you write.
"Look what the rats dragged in," the villain said. "Do you have a medical license to go with that cape?"
The hero's brow furrowed, taking in the sight of the villain, imobiilised against the bed. The prison medical bay had been emptied except for them. And the villain...
"Bloody hell."
"You should see the other guys."
"I did," the hero said. "They took me by the morgue first before they'd let me in. Something, something, you're still dangerous even when you're incapacitated. You know. Because I have such a poor understanding of what you're capable of."
The villain smiled, cracking their lip open again, fresh blood welling up. Their teeth were already stained with gore they hadn't had the chance to clean away.
The hero moved over to them to get a closer look, gaze roaming over the splatterings of blood and the visible signs of injury. Bruises. Swelling. A nasty gash along their cheek.
"You want to tell me what happened?" the hero asked.
"There's video footage. They record everything in here."
"I'm not interested in the video footage, I'm interested in talking to you. I'm going to sit you up, is that okay?"
The villain's gaze moved over to them in turn. Beneath the carnage, the fearsome threat of violence, the villain looked tired. Thinner than when the hero had last seen them. Like some vital essence of them was being slowly leeched away.
"If I say no?"
"I'll do my best to treat you laying down. Wait. How are your ribs? Can you even sit?"
"You could just let me die."
The hero's stomach squirmed, revulsion rising in their chest at the thought.
The villain's mouth twitched in another mirthless smile. Their fingers flickered, an indication that the hero could adjust the mechanical bed. The hero pressed the button, taking a moment to steady themselves as the villain's upper body carefully rose. Their eyes squeezed shut in pain.
The hero's eyes narrowed, hand going tentatively to the villain's torso, inching their shirt up. The bruises beneath the material were even more livid than the ones on their face.
"These are broken," the hero said.
"They're just ribs."
"Not if they puncture-" The hero caught themselves. They exhaled a breath through their teeth. When they glanced up, the villain's gaze was on them, with no pretense.
The hero's heartbeat quickened. They had to resist the stupid urge to reach out, less professionally, to cup the villain's face.
"Alright," the hero said, softly, instead. "I'm going to do what I can and clean you off. I'll get you some water for your mouth. Rinse and spit so I can check your teeth. Does that sound good?"
"You're a living saint." The villain's voice was just as soft, and infinitely more bitter.
"...And I'll get some pain meds."
The hero felt the villain watching them as they moved around the room, gathering the necessary supplies. When they looked back, though, the villain's attention was always idly elsewhere. The ceiling. The wall. The restraints keeping them strapped down like an apex predator inclined to rampage.
When the hero returned, the villain sipped the water, rinsed and spat the blood away without sending it at the hero's face. They let the hero dab at their body with a warm damp cloth, apply disinfectant, bandages and the like as needed.
That was something.
"Do you want to die?" the hero asked, quietly.
The villain laughed.
"Is that funny?" the hero asked, next.
"If you were going to kill me, conqueror, I wouldn't be in this hell hole."
"And if you wanted to die, I suppose," the hero said, "you could have let them kill you instead of fighting back."
"I wasn't going to be finished off by rats. That's just embarrassing."
"How's the pain now?"
"Fighting you was worse."
"I'm sorry I haven't visited," the hero said, tone as gentle as their hands.
The villain scowled, laughter dying. They looked like they wanted to say something, then didn't.
"They want to put you in solitary for this. I'll talk to the warden," the hero said. "You didn't start the fight. You shouldn't be punished for it."
"I shouldn't be punished for murder, hero mine? What are you punishing me for then?"
"I'm not - I -" The hero floundered, then closed their mouth.
They focused on the things they could treat. The wounds they could keep from festering.
"It wasn't meant as punishment," the hero said. "I just had to stop you."
"And they just had to keep me alive," the villain said. "Prod me and poke me and take my blood and my hair and whatever else that so fascinates them about their most valuable asset. Two wrongs do, as ever, make a right."
The hero tensed, gaze cutting up to the villain's face.
The villain smiled at them, blissfully, as the pain medication finally seemed to begin to take effect. Their usually sharp eyes turned cloudier, if no less deadly for being a poisonous fog instead of a blade.
"...you wanted them to call me," the hero said. "You knew they'd be too scared to get close enough to give you even basic first aid."
And knew, too, that the warden would never simply let them die in a fight, or by the hand of a guard, no matter how many other inmates they took out.
The villain blew a kiss their way, and closed their eyes.
"You always care so damn much," they said, voice turning a little slurred. "Care enough to keep me yourself, won't you?"
When the villain drifted off in front of them, pain medication aside, the hero knew they hadn't slept properly for months. Likely not since their capture.
The hero swallowed.
They reached out, brushing their fingers carefully along the less bruised half of the villain's face.
Unconscious, they didn't seem so terrifying a thing. They didn't seem unstoppable at all.
"I'll talk to the warden," the hero murmured, though the villain couldn't hear them. "None of them will ever hurt you again."
But, unstoppable, the villain was.
The hero kept their vigil.
Happy 4th :)
I am dyyyyyying. How have I not seen this before???

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Stupid cat is so cute. Would die for him.
Unfortunately kinda into whatever in the toxic one-sided sugar daddy fuck is going on with these two
Every time I read the "All Eyes On Me" performance I cry.
Favorite part of the book. Why it hits me so hard, I still haven't figured out.
This is kinda ominous ngl
Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.
[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]
Gotta just keep rolling with the punches.

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ooough 😭😭 ough son 😭😭😭😭 he's not even one daisy tall
My god, cutest frame in the whole series.
Can I offer you a Hijack X-Men AU…
Jack can conjure ice, frost, snow etc (of course), but he can’t fly. Hiccup can shapeshift into a dragon, partially or completely.
Most of the time, Hiccup does what he can to look human, withdrawing all of his dragon traits and only bringing them out when they’re training or on a mission (though his scales react emotionally and tend to appear whenever Jack catches him off guard, whoops). He can’t fly (yet) while mostly human, so he rarely brings out his wings unless he’s fully shapeshifted. Besides the shapeshifting, Hiccup is also able to shoot fire from his mouth and has an eternal fire within him that keeps him nice and toasty.
They’re stark opposites with their powers and quickly discover that they are the only other mutants able to handle the temperatures the other can rise or fall to. There will be times when either of them loses control, and they’re the only ones who can get close enough to calm the other down without getting killed. They can still get hurt, though.
@beccabloo had the perfect idea of the academy making watches for them that alert the other if their temperature has risen or dropped to a dangerous level. And if the watch goes offline, it means it couldn’t handle the temperature, and they have to get to them ASAP.